Lyrics: Dominic Bisignano
Music: Dominic Bisignano
This is the story of Comfortable Doug
hero of his own life, rhyme, and verse.
And now he can talk about himself
in the third person.
Come forth and give love
to Comfortable Doug.
That's me.
When I look back upon the story
Of my life (Life)
I find I'm not a hero
I'm the best supporting actor (Actor)
I never found a husband or a wifeĀ (Wife)
Never found a thing to love
Or something to go after (After)
My life, it was no fairy tale
As a night guard in the Moletaur jailĀ (Jail)
But then I came above ground
To feel the sun (So bright)
I won the sash
In Johnny Teatime's Be Best CompetitionĀ (First place)
I can't return to prison life
With the earthworms, the bugsĀ (So nasty)
I'm the hero of my story now
I'm Comfortable Doug
I'm Comfortable Doug
Comfortable Doug
I'm Comfortable
Comfortable, Comfortable Doug
I'm Comfortable Doug
Comfortable Doug
I'm Comfortable
Comfortable, Comfortable Doug
Yes
You know,
I've always been called Comfortable Doug.
Because that's my name.
But recently, I became Comfortable Doug.
And I want to share with you all
that you could be comfortable as well.
Just ask the Glitter Cats. Glitter Cats.
Both: Yes?
-Are you comfortable?
Both: Yes, we're comfortable.
What are they doing here?
Doug, we're trying to have
some alone time with Horse before--
Or just ask Sunfish Merguy.
Sunfish Merguy.
-Yeah?
-Are you comfortable?
Yeah. Fairly comfortable, thanks.
-Or just ask Gebbrey.
-Gebbrey.
-Uh?
I know life is hard as a vegetable.
But are you comfortable?
-I'm not a vegetable. I'm a tree.
And I'm not comfortable. I'm cold.
-Well, if you had a jacket,
you would be otherwise?
Okay, look.
Don't get weird on me with details.
My point is, none of us are comfortable
until we are all comfortable.
And I'mā¦
Comfortable
Comfortable, Comfortable Doug
I'm Comfortable Doug
Comfortable Doug
I'm Comfortable, Comfortable
Comfortable Doug
Yeah