Dinkler:Attention,everyone.
We have a very special treat for you.
It's a musical re-imagenactment
Of the very uplifting story
Of Thomas Edison and Topsy the elephant
Fischoeder:They say Thomas Edison
He's the man to get us into this century
And that man is me
Gayle:They'll say "aww Topsy"at my autopsy
But no one will be,more shocked than me
Fishholder:But I never noticed
The curve of her trunk
Gayle:And I never noticed
His Electric junk.
All: We might just have found
Electric Love...
Electric Love...
Electric Love...
Electric Love...
Electric Love...
Gayle:Fits like a glove
(Louise:This is what really happend,people
This man,Thomas Edison,
Sentenced Topsy,that beautiful elephant
To die by electrocution.
Hahahahaha
Here is your hero,Dinkler.
Hit it! )
(dialogue...)
All:Electric Love...
Electric Love...
Electric Love...
Electric Love...
Electric Love...
Gayle:Fits like a glove