Lyrics: Rob Rokicki
Music: Rob Rokicki
LUKE, spoken: Meet Clarisse, daughter of Ares, god of war.
CLARISSE, spoken: You got a problem with that? Prepare to be pulverized, newbie
CLARISSE, sung: You wanna know whose house you're fighting for?
The god of strategy, the god of war
The god of water or the god of death
Before you take your final breath
God of messengers, go take a note
You're gonna drown, you ain't gonna float
You're gonna lose, yeah, you missed the boat
It's gonna be bloody murder she wrote
I'll put you in
I'll put you in
I'll put you in your place
I'll put you in
I'll put you in
I'll put you in your place
PERCY, spoken: We have to beat her?
ANNABETH, spoken: Don't worry, Athena always has a plan
ANNABETH, sung: Every demi has a special skill (ENSEMBLE: Special skill)
Speed or brains or the strength of will (ENSEMBLE: Strength of will)
But she-she's gonna take a special spill
Right to the bottom of the biggest hill
CLARISSE: Don't mean to boast, don't mean to brag
But you losers are a total drag (ENSEMBLE: Losers)
CLARISSE: I feel your spirits starting to sag
She could capture your heart
I'm gonna c-c-c-c-capture the flag!
ANNABETH AND CLARISSE: I'll put you in
I'll put you in
I'll put you in your place
I'll put you in, I'll put you in
I'll put you in, I'll put you in
I'll put you in your place
ANNABETH, spoken: All right, team. Let's talk strategy. Hermes kids are fast, so, Luke-
LUKE, spoken: Foot brigade. Got it
ANNABETH, spoken: Grover, satyrs are creatures of Pan, god of the wild. You know what to do?
GROVER, spoken: Yep. Hide in a tree!
PERCY, spoken: What about me? I don't know my talent yet
ANNABETH, spoken: I have a special job for you. Go to the boy's bathroom
PERCY, spoken: And?
ANNABETH, spoken: Stay there. It's your first day. We don't want you messing this up
ALL, spoken: Battle!
PERCY, spoken: Okay. Just stay here. Just stay in the bathroom, and stay out of-
CLARISSE, spoken: Trouble? Ha!
CLARRISE, sung: Heard you were tough
But you don't look it
Your goose is cooked
I'm here to cook it
Maybe the minotaur died from a case
Of laughing too hard from seeing your stupid face
PERCY: Look, "Captain Crazy", but the flag ain't here
You got some issue with me, it's pretty clear
CLARISSE: You faced a monster on your very first day
You lucky punk!
Now, newbie, you're gonna pay
CLARISSE (ENSEMBLE): I'll put you in (she'll put you in)
I'll put you in (she'll put you in)
I'll put you in your place (she'll put you in your place)
I'll put you in (she'll put you in)
I'll put you in (she'll put you in)
I'll put you in your place (she'll put you in your place)