Music: Mark Rivers Tell me how do you think humankind would look Unrepentant of their every lurid sin Running carefree as you please, tits and willies to the breeze Indulging every hedonistic whim Would you be happier? Maybe yes But heavens, what a mess as you lie, cheat, scam and screw That's why I'm here to steer you right And to shine a naked light on all the horrid things you do And fill you with shame, shame Making life just a little bit lame A healthy dose of sweet self loathing shame So if you start to fly to high I'll be your ball of shame Drag you down to Earth with a little shame This one is embarrassed that his balls have yet to drop And this one is a skeevy little perv This one's going batty 'cause she split up mom and daddy And it's a punishment she's certain she deserves Let's see, this one's a bed-wetter And that one's a dry humper And this one is a lonely little queer Oh, I hate to be a bummer But, my dear, I've got your number And I'll whisper it forever in your ear Bringing the shame Shame, you've got no one but yourself to blame You thought no one was watching But I'm right here in your brain So if you start to burn too hot I'll douse your filthy flame Yeah, I'll come rushing in Like a harsh judgmental friend To twist you from within with glorious shame