Mother: He was perfect, my perfect little angel He was a beautiful child He made me laugh, he made me smile A golden path was paved Still you were so well behaved It’s a funny thing He loved to dance, he loved to sing Such beautiful blonde curls I knew one day he’d rule the world Jean: It’s a nice thought Patrick as a little child Playing at the seaside His spirit free, his laughter wild It’s a nice thought To think that underneath He’s baring his sweet soul, not just perfect teeth Mother: I shouldn’t say it aloud But you know he makes his mother proud I hope he’ll settle down He’d be so great with kids around And you seem sweet Not like the other girls I meet You two would look so nice together If you wore a dress and your shoes were better It’s nice thought Jean: But it’s just a daydream Getting to know him Is harder than it may seem It’s a nice thought But I’m a secretary An office romance seems a little scary It’s a nice thought It’s a nice thought Patrick Bateman