Lyrics: Andrew Lloyd Webber/David Zippel
Music: Andrew Lloyd Webber/David Zippel
Sebastian's met a girl, I wonder who she is
She must be a cow, especially if she's his
Sebastian's met a girl, I wonder who she is
She must be a cow—
Her Majesty the Queen
Oh, I can't breathe, for all the testosterone in here
Would you like me to open a window, ma'am?
No, I love it
Wahey!
Sebastian, listen, we need to marry you off
The kingdom needs a King and a King needs a wife
It's your royal duty
A wife? Mother