Lyrics: Dave Malloy
Music: Dave Malloy
ZIPPY
hey sadie, whaddya say we go spar?
i wanna try out the new wooden shield my best friend gave me!
SADIE
zippy was really into physical activity
like
SADIE & ZIPPY
chasing butterflies
or doing jumping jacks
or practicing for the jousting tournament
SADIE
at first it kind of annoyed me—
i was never really into jock stuff—
but then i started to kind of appreciate how motivational he was
ZIPPY
happy body, happy brain!
SADIE
which is ironic
because i was just sitting on my ass playing a video game
ZIPPY
plank time, let’s go!
SADIE
and checking to see if jasmine had texted—
jasmine, that’s my ex
now i had tried her
when еverything went down
“just checking in, arе you okay?”
but she hadn’t texted me back yet
ZIPPY
we plank!
we plank!
until our mind goes blank!
we plank!
we plank!
until our mind goes blank!
SADIE
ha, nice one zippy!
ZIPPY
planktastic!