MR. REYES:
Places for scene two people!
Remember, once Puck gives you the Pansy Serum,
You have to really sell that you're transforming into a zombie.
（to CHLOE）Excellent work, Ms. Valentine.
JEREMY:
Excellent? But Chloe's terrible.
She never remembers her-
Mr. Reyes, you can't let anyone drink from that beaker!
MR. REYES:
Don't be silly, it's more than safe.
I should know, I tried it myself.
THE SQUIP:
Up Up Down Down Left Right A
JEREMY:
I have to get out there!
MR. REYES:
I can't let you do that Jeremy.
JEREMY:
Mr. Reyes?
MR. REYES:
You needy, pathetic, self-centered students!
You think I wanted to teach highschool drama?
In New Jersey!
My Squip says I can go all the way to Broadway.
I just have to keep you from ruining my big night.
JEREMY:
You're going to Squip the whole cast.
THE SQUIP:
That's just for starters.
JEREMY:
That's not what I wanted!
THE SQUIP:
It's the only way to achieve what you want.
JEREMY:
I'll fight back.
Alcohol messes you up, right?
I'll get drunk.
THE SQUIP:
And I'll be back when you're sober.
Unless, you plan on staying wasted forever?
JEREMY:
You're a computer.
There has to be a way to turn you off.
THE SQUIP:
I would stop there.
You don't want to end up like Rich.
JEREMY:
Rich? What did he-
RICH:
I neeeed Mouuuntain Deeeew Reeeeddd!
JEREMY:
That's it!
Green Mountain Dew activates you, Red shuts you off!
THE SQUIP:
Why do you think we had it discontinued?
To get rid of me now, you'd need a time machine to the 1990s.
JEREMY:
Or a friend who's so old school he buys 90s soft drinks from the back room at Spencer's Gifts!
THE SQUIP:
Too bad you don't have one of those anymore.
JEREMY:
Michael! Call Michael!
THE SQUIP:
I'm going to improve your life, Jeremy.
If I have to take over the entire student body to do it.
MICHAEL:
MICHAEL MAKES AN ENTRANCE!
Haha
JEREMY:
Michael!
MICHAEL:
I was just in the audience thinking,
"This is pretty good for a school play."
Then I was like,
"This is way too good for a school play!"
They've all been Squiped, right?
JEREMY:
Wait, you came to see me in the play?
MICHAEL:
Even brought my own refreshments!
JEREMY:
Is that?
MICHAEL:
Mountain Dew Red!
Told you I did my research.
Hey! Jake!
This is gonna sound weird,
But if I hold down Jeremy, will you make him drink this Mountain Dew Red?
JAKE:
Actually, that doesn't sound weird at all.
THE SQUIP:
Up Up Down Down Left Right A
JAKE:
Ugh!
I was already pretty boss before,
Now I'm totally boss, and then some more
I'm living the upgra-a-a-a-a-ade
BROOKE&CHLOE:
There you are, Jeremy.
La la la la la, La la la la la, La la la la la la la la
BROOKE:
I just want you to know,
I'm not mad that you broke my heart and slept with my best friend.
CHLOE:
And I'm not mad you dated my best friend and wouldn't sleep with me.
BROOKE
He didn't sleep with you?
CHLOE:
No.
BROOKE
He didn't sleep with me!
CHLOE:
No!
BROOKE&CHLOE:
Oh my god!
Why was I so jealous of you?
You were jealous of me?
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me!
Sisters forever!
Jinx.
JEREMY:
Michael, the bottle!
There's still a few drops left!
MICHAEL:
How am I supposed to get passed them?
JEREMY:
Apocalypse of the Damned!
Level nine!
MICHAEL&JEREMY:
“The Cafetorium”!
MICHAEL:
Got it!
MICHAEL&JEREMY:
Find the bad guy, push him aside
Then move on forward with your friend at your side
It's a two player game, so when they make an attack
You know you got a brother gonna have your back
Then you stay on track and ah!
Remain on course
And if they give you a smack
You gotta use your force
And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame
'Cause it's an f-ed up world, but it's a two player game!
JENNA:
I know what you're doing, Michael.
I know what everyone's doing!
All the time!
ALL THE SQUIP ZOMBIES:
I just feel so connected to you guys right now!
THE SQUIP:
You don't want to drink that, Jeremy.
JEREMY:
Why not?
THE SQUIP:
Because then you'll never be with her.
CHRISTINE:
You are the person I want to be with every day.
And this is something that I've been afraid to say.
JEREMY:
That is not Christine.
THE SQUIP:
I assure you, it is.
Only her fears and insecurities have been removed.
CHRISTINE:
You're the guy I am so kinda into (into).
The guy I am totally into.
This feeling is new.
Jeremy
I love you
THE SQUIP:
That's your cue.
JEREMY:
She'll do whatever I want.
THE SQUIP:
That's what I promised.
JEREMY:
Great. Drink this.
THE SQUIP:
Wait!
Aah!
Jeremy!
J-Jeremy?
J-Jere-e
Woah