Lyrics: Fred Ebb Music: John Kander So, you see, everybody in Berlin has a perfectly marvelous roommate Now some people have two people! Come on my little ones! Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, dee! Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, dee! Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee, dee! Beedle-dee, dee dee dee Two ladies Beedle-dee, dee dee dee Two ladies Beedle-dee, dee dee dee And I'm the only man Ja! Beedle-dee, dee dee dee I like it Beedle-dee, dee dee dee They like it Beedle-dee, dee dee dee This two for one Beedle-dee, dee dee dee Two ladies Beedle-dee, dee dee dee Two ladies Beedle-dee, dee dee dee And he's the only man Ja! Beedle-dee, dee dee dee He likes it Beedle-dee, dee dee dee We like it Beedle-dee, dee dee dee This two for one I do the cooking And I make the bed I go out daily To earn our daily bread But we've one thing in common He She Und me The key Beedle-dee, dee The key Beedle-dee, dee The key Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee, dee! (...) We switch partners daily To play as we please Twosies beats onesies But nothing beats threes I sleep in the middle I'm left Und I'm right But there's room on the bottom If you drop in some night Beedle-dee, dee dee dee Beedle-dee, dee dee de Two ladies Beedle-dee, dee dee de Beedle-dee, dee dee de Two ladies Beedle-dee, dee dee dee Und he's the only man Ja! Beedle-dee, dee dee dee I like it! Beedle-dee, dee dee dee They like it! Beedle-dee, dee dee dee This two for one Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee, dee!