Lyrics: David Ruhmer/Thomas Genser
Music: David Ruhmer/Thomas Genser
Sharp like a butterknife
And sturdy as a pudding
Moms the only one to tell you
“You’re good looking”
Call me by your name
Won’t make you Chalamet
Think you’re a superstar
But I say nay
800 watts
Will make you sweat
No sugar - No fat
Try to shake it - Microwave it
But it tastes like black and white
Heat it up, heat it up, heat it up
You try to shake it - Microwave it
Still tastes like black and white
Heat it up, heat it up, heat it up again
Stale like the glass of water
You keep by your bed
Lame like the jokes
You keep telling to your friends
You’re a loaded gun with bullets
That tend to ricochet
Daddy’s in the army
And grandpa’s in his grave
Yeah - Mami wants the best for me
Yeah - This is mami’s recipe
Yeah
But it tastes like black and white
Heat it up, heat it up, heat it up
You try to shake it - Microwave it
Still tastes like black and white
Heat it up, heat it up, heat it up again
800 watts
Will make me sweat
No sugar
No fat
Try to shake it - Microwave it
But it tastes like black and white
Heat it up, heat it up, heat it up
You try to shake it - Microwave it
Still tastes like black and white
Heat it up, heat it up, heat it up
You try to shake it - Microwave it
But it tastes like black and white
Heat it up, heat it up, heat it up
You try to shake it - Microwave it
Black and white