Music: B.R. Hornsby/Cj Camerieri/Nadia Sirota/Alex Sopp/Hideaki Aomori/Gabriel Cabezas/Rob Moose
Got webbed feet, rubber bill
Fat ass tail, furry chill
Dark purple-green, colored fur
I'll stick that ass with my poison spur
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Saw Crash Bandicoot on the road today
Cousin knuckles the Echidna cross the way
Huh, huh, huh-huh-huh
I am the Platypus wow
I am the Platypus, no animus
I am the Platypus wow, wow-wow
(Not pusillanimous)
(Not pusillanimous)
It's a Platypus
Not pusillanimous
No animus
No animus, yeah
I'm aglow
Why no one knows?
I'm not sure myself alone
I fluoresce, I shine, shine
Bio-fluoresce so bright
I am, I am the Platypus
Two-shot watamus, two-shot cannabis
Cannabis
Part human, part bird
Part beaver, reptile nerd
I'm weird just like you
Let's exult in greens and blues
I am the Platypus
I am the Platypus
I emit light up, only for you
I'm so strange just, just like you too
I'm part human and some parts duck
I light up the world, only for you