Lyrics: Ryan Riback/John Baptiste
Music: William James Sparks
Kids these days
Drink and misbehave
I can't stand the noise
Of these girls and boys
Smacking, banging, flopping, jumping
Slapping, clapping, Techno music
Techno music
Kids these days
Drink and misbehave
I can't stand the noise
Of these girls and boys
Smacking, banging, flopping, jumping
Slapping, clapping, Techno music
Techno music
Kids these days
Just wanna be cool
Taking drugs
And skipping school
Popping, dropping, sniffing, snorting
Smoking, toking, Techno music
Techno music
Kids these days
Are getting paid
Making money
And getting laid
Popping, parking, driving, bopping
Snagging money, Techno music
Techno music
Kids these days
They never sleep
Drinking coffee
And counting sheep
Tweaking, peaking, backdoor sneaking
Shut the **** up, Techno music
Techno music
Kids these days
Drink and misbehave
I can't stand the noise
Of these girls and boys
Smacking, banging, flopping, jumping
Slapping, clapping, Techno music
Techno music
Kids these days
Just wanna be cool
Taking drugs
And skipping school
Popping, dropping, sniffing, snorting
Smoking, toking, Techno music
Techno music
Kids these days
Kids these days
Kids these days
Kids these days
Kids these days
Kids these days
Kids these days
Kids these days
Kids these days
Techno music
Shut the **** up, Techno music