Lyrics: David Dastmalchian
Holes must be so very nice
Holes for smiling, breaks the ice
Holes for laughing, holes for tears
Holes for milking, holes for ears
Holes are where the food does pass
The other end, it comes out gas
Holes are diandrian, that's the scoop
Holes for hearing and holes for poop
When you have no holes like me
It's hard to do things easily
Like, sneeze or wink, or blow a kiss
Or let one rip, or take a p-p-p-peanut
And just throw in the air and catch in your mouth
Holes, my friends, bring dignity
You can pick your nose or sip some tea
And when it's time for beddy-bye
You close your holes and shut your eyes
Must be nice