Lyrics: Jesse Welles
Music: Jesse Welles
he lost his rosy cheeks
and his cute little belly
he's been living on a yacht he's kinda sweaty and smelly
Mrs. Claus left in 90's Rodolf's gone
Santa Claus's Amazon
he left the North Pole he said it's too damn cold
he went where labour is cheap and the taxes are low
and if you saw his list it make you kinda nervous
Alexa send my data up to customer service
this ain't no milk and cookie thing
the man's got a ambition
he's been stirring up the coco with the Fedral Trade Commission
he's been bustin' the Unions
trade with elks and slaves
make mountains of trash
dumps it out in the bay
dancer and (pancer) and donner and blazer
Nora waiting on the ???（porman?) barely making the livin'
he traded in his slaves for a big blue van
lt's got a logo on the side looks like a funky banana
woooo~
he cut his big beard
gave up being jolly
he's been (decorating) the house with something different than Holly
he bought the Washington Post
still can (get a breathe)
Santa Claus's name is Jeff alright
Santa Claus's Amazon（觉得歌词好玩有趣就做了，但是碍于水平有限，好几处听不出来，希望有大佬把歌词做出来)