Music: Jim Bonney
We've got your candy That's Tobacco Come taste this candy That's tobacco If you start it young It's twice the fun, [Instrumental Section] We're talking candy That's Tobacco You'll love our candy That's Tobacco If all that coughing bothers you Don't worry, you can chew it, too [Instrumental Section] Don't let that coughing worry you, just buckle down and push right through! To get your candy That's Tobacco Don't be a rube Smoke our Tobacco It's what your friends all love to do Behind your back they make fun of you [Instrumental Section] So, smoke that candy As tobacco Your favorite candy It's tobacco Our Paid Medical Experts recommend You buy a bunch and puff right in [Instrumental Section] 'Cause it's your candy That's tobacco Your favorite candy That's tobacco You want your candy It's tobacco Delicious candy It's Tobacco Come get your candy This Tobacco You want your candy Candy Tobacco! (Coughing)