Lyrics: Zachary Preciado
Music: Zachary Preciado
Arranger: Andy Gill
My dear friends!
TV is all about escapism,
yet you want to escape?
C'mon and stay a while
as I share with you the
WHO
WHEN
WHAT
WHERE
WHY
and HOW
of my genius plan!
Our scene opens
on a little Mr.Puzzles
Now cut to him having no friends
It was a struggle
to find anybody
who could be my buddy
So instead,I watched TV all day
to forget about my troubles!
I was obsessed
I couldn't stop
I wouldn't stop
until I'd seen every moving picture that exists!
(So we made a decision)
(to get into television)
I cut off my face
and put TV in its place!!
Patience is a virtue
Good things comes to those who wait
Proverbs uttered by utter fools,
I'll do anything it takes!
(Are you ready for thouble?)
Got ya binge watching!
(You're stuck with Mr.Puzzles)
You can't stop me
from cooking up this instant classic
You and your friends
will look FANTASTIC!!
(The red carpet is rolled out)
Come and get your tickets!
(Before they're all sold out)
Don't wanna miss this moment
when those stars hit five
I get creative control
of your real
LIFE!!
(Ladies and gentlemen,)
(excuse the interruption)
(The following message goes out)
(to the stars of our show-)
(the SMG4 crew!)
(And we're rolling,let's go)
You wanna konw why I chose you?
You wanna konw why I chose you?
'cuz you're the stupidest show
that I've ever seen!
And if I can make you entertaining,
I can do ANYTHING!!
(HAHAHAHA)
(Are you ready for thouble?)
Got ya binge watching!
(You're stuck with Mr.Puzzles)
You can't stop me
from cooking up this instant classic
You and your friends
will look FANTASTIC!!
(The red carpet is rolled out)
Come and get your tickets!
(Before they're all sold out)
Don't wanna miss this moment
when those stars hit five
I get creative control
of your real
GRAB A SEAT,AND LET'S
SEAL THE SEAL!!
When those gorgeous stars hit five
I get creative control
of your real
LIFE!!!
(HAHAHAHA)
And...SCENE!!