Please Come to Our House / Jason's Therapy

MENDEL: Hello? TRINA: Doctor Mendel please MENDEL: Yeah this is Mendel Weisenbachfeld TRINA: Dr Mendel, vis-a-vis What Marvin did Or rather hasn't done MENDEL: Trina, how are you? TRINA: You must exorcise a devil 'Cause it inhabits Marvin's son MENDEL: Ah huh, Ah huh? TRINA: Please come to our house And talk a bit with Jason It is a slight exaggeration But he's sick in the head Oh sure, sometimes you'll think he's wonderful But he's wild I'm sure he's Marvin's child JASON: What should I say to the man? Should I be mean to the man? TRINA: Just be yourself. JASON: I'll be myself. TRINA: Stop asking questions, just be yourself. JASON: I'll be myself. TRINA: Don't be disgusting, be yourself! JASON: Hello to my house So good of you to travel On account of my unraveling Now let's eat some food MENDEL: Let's talk TRINA: I think before the food gets cold MENDEL:Time to jaw First I'll extend my paw I think she's holding it's so tenderly, I probably faint If so, I'd rather die in this position, then remained the saint You think, you know, I'm not, although I must be showing better than the norm restraint MENDEL, TRINA, AND JASON: Oh, what a lovely table Such a romantic table Knives in place, lotsa space to spread out and eat Notice how our eyes discreetly Please come to our house The dinner on the table We will talk if we are able to But probably we won't We sit MENDEL: The kid looks pretty miserable JASON: Uninspired MENDEL: Ain't that the truth? MENDEL, TRINA, AND JASON: We're tired MENDEL: I think the room looks just a wee bit small TRINA: This girl agrees MENDEL AND JASON: Adieu TRINA: I'll wait outside and hold the food MENDEL: I do not eat at all in times like these TRINA: The worst is through MENDEL: There's work to do TRINA: I'll wait MENDEL: She'll wait JASON: They'll wait TRINA: I'll wait for you JASON: Mr. Mendel... I get apoplexy thinking of my father I resemble him in far too many ways His sad demeanor The way he acts the swine At least his room is cleaner than mine Is it fatal? Do you see real similarities between us? He and Whizzer live like... Well, I think it's clear What do I do? What do I say? How do I ask? What do I hope for? Is it my mind? Love isn't free If love isn't blind What do I see? MENDEL: Stop! Look around you No one's screaming at you So you feel alright for about ten minutes If you feel alright for ten minutes, Feel alright for twenty minutes Feel alright for forty minutes! Drop it and smile! Why don't you feel alright for the rest of your life?×3 JASON: ...Is this therapy? TRINA: Chop chop chop chop chop, I chopped it It's a gourmet version of chicken merengo Took me all day I'll say 'twas worth the time I lie MARVIN: Why is he always here? WHIZZER: The psychiatrist returning Returning Five sessions later MENDEL: Try to forget all things homely Try to forget all things snide Nothing's as good as you recall Count what's good, then divide If you count, it's alright You can figure out the world, you can add and subtract at will, you can cover up the past, you can kill the pain Very easily... JASON: Is this therapy? ALL EXCEPT JASON: Right, this is therapy! JASON: So scram! Mr. Mendel... As regarding your intentions to my mother, Are they everything a woman would desire? Her hand is ready It only needs a ring I'd buy confetti And sing I'm embarrassed It's not my responsibility to ask you But I wonder if it ever crossed your mind? MENDEL: What do I say? Where do I look? Why do I laugh? How do I answer? Is it my mind? Love isn't free Love isn't blind What do I see? JASON: Stop! Look around you A lot of nice furniture Someone's bringing you dinner Someone brought you your lunch Someone's washing your laundry Washing your socks Jesus Christ! Why don't you feel alright for the rest of your life? ×2 JASON/MENDEL: Why don't you/I feel alright for the rest of your/my life? Whoo! ALL: Why don't you feel alright for the rest of your life? Why don't you feel alright for the rest of your life? Why don't you feel alright for the rest of your life? Feel, feel, feel, feel alright Feel, feel, feel, feel alright Feel, feel, feel, feel alright Feel alright for the rest of your, rest of your li-fe!