I Take Jellyfishing Seriously

Lyrics: Your Boy Sponge Music: Your Boy Sponge Yea (I'm Ready), Storytime (I'm Ready) In Jellyfish Fields (I'm Ready), Okay (I'm Ready) There was a fan Well, I don't really know if I can call him a fan He walked up said, "Hi SquarePants", "Dude, your are awesome, man." "Can I have your autograph?", "Make it out to my daughter, fam." "You're looking good in this water", "Hey!", "How about we take a photograph?" I thought he was friendly, but I realized he's a stalker He knew a lot of things about me, that I know I never taught him But I didn't bother, Cuz I'm swinging like a Dodger Got my fit, and I got my basket, swish, you thought I was a ballеr Jel-Jell-Jellyfishing with a nеt, my swing connects like the internet I'm sweating like I'm in distress, I'm yelling like I got Tourettes But he's staring at me like I'm a threat, I'm guessing that he's so impressed I'm shedding all this pent up stress, in my head, its how I decompress But he blocked my path, and his hands clutched tight "I'm not leaving, Sponge.", "Not without a fight." "I'm your biggest fan, you know.", "I deserve attention." "Stop everything you're doing.", "I don't care if you're Jellyfishing" That just flipped a switch, I'm twitching feverishly Now, I'm Just standing there, menacingly I grabbed him, and I choked him, till he's nearly asleep I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON- I TAKE JELLYFISHING SERIOUSLY Day and night, I'm working and I'm frying In my free time- I TAKE JELLYFISHING SERIOUSLY If I'm awake, I'm already on the grind But with the net I feel alive- I TAKE JELLFISHING SERIOUSLY Now these people wanna see me, yeah, they wanna be me Cause- I TAKE JELLFISHING SERIOUSLY Doesn't matter if you're cool, or a creep Mess with me, and you'll be sleeping- I TAKE JELLYFISHING SERIOUSLY Jellyfishing with a net, that's what I like to call my tech I'm like B-Real from Cypress Hill, now go ahead and throw your set Bikini Bottom's where I'm from, Dum didi dum didi didi dum dum All that chitter, that your chatter, about my cheddar, just don't matter I don't - I don't forth and backa, I click clacka, RATA TATA In the field, I got that strap Net look like a Rollie, Gold Plated Once I pick it up, and it's in my grasp GPS, all the jellyfish get located I don't need a boat, that's bigger than me (I walk) I don't need a house, that's seven figures at least (Seven figures) I spend all my money, packing jellyfish heat (I pack it) Go to the fields and scream- I TAKE JELLYFISHING SERIOUSLY Oh no Oh no, he's walking up to us like he wants a photo He said he is my foe, like Tobias and Han Solo Hands up, dude I want your pesos I'm robbing you like I'm Jeff Bezos I tried to walk away slow, then he pulled a crossbow, said he want the cargo Or we'll be filled with sorrow, tomorrow You must not know, so let me tell you all the info Patrick go loco, borderline evil Hit the floor low low, Grabbed a brick, real lethal Hit him in the face like Craig did Deebo He better call the Po Po, man this bozo Though he could rob a player, for some dough though, no no YUH Hand my card to him and said I'm here local Or you can hit my socials, if you want some more smoke, bro Left him on the ground immobile I finished the disposal Me and Sponge Gotta let you know that- I TAKE JELLYFISHING SERIOUSLY Day and night, I'm working and I'm frying In my free time- I TAKE JELLYFISHING SERIOUSLY If I'm awake, I'm already on the grind But with the net I feel alive- I TAKE JELLFISHING SERIOUSLY Now these people wanna see me, yeah, they wanna be me Cause- I TAKE JELLFISHING SERIOUSLY Doesn't matter if you're cool, or a creep Mess with me, and you'll be sleeping- I TAKE JELLYFISHING SERIOUSLY Yuh, Yuh, Yuh, Woo Yuh, Yuh, Yuh, Woo Yuh, Huh, Yuh, Huh Ooh Ha Hee Yeah, Yuh, Yuh