Hat Trick

Lyrics: Timothy Ames Music: Timothy Ames What's wrong with me? I don't feel like myself… Almost like I'm… …becoming someone else… That's better Hi kids! Do you like night shifts? If I kill the lights, could you survive this? Want me to stick spring-locks into my eyelids? And rise from the dead, like my franchises? I never left the spotlight that I'm in So " I'm back ", does not quite define it Nonetheless, I'll catch your blind-sided At Fazbear's Fright, right now I'm in the right 'biz Living definition of what "Frankensteined" is Find what's familiar, then bastardize it Back for another bite Oh my -surprising! Just like the pizza, I'm not expirin'! Open up your mind Show me round inside Nice frontal lobe I'd like to try it! Nobody is blowing the top off of my lid What good has a crime done If I don't hide it? My gift to you This suit? It's a tight fit What's your name, buddy? You might know what mine is Who knows my history? White chalk outlines it Got it figured out? Good Now I'll just rewrite it… THEY'RE LINING UP FOR ME ('Cuz you know we love a show) RIGHT WHERE THEY WANNA BE (Where you lead us, we'll follow) I PULLED UP THE FACADE AND FINALLY I CAN BREATHE THIS SMILE HITS DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'VE SEEN THE DARK SIDE OF MY TEETH You want answers? You'll get static Check that your vents work! Or you'll be gaslit Haunted by the past? Tragedies are magic But this rabbit knows a lot more than hat tricks How it hurts, to not know what happened here Where's the rest of the staff? Don't go askin' dear Too bad that MatPat can't tap in I sent him packing Just kiddin'- I spring-trapped him! On the edge of your seat yet? ( Strapped in! ) Happy to see me back? ( Clapping! ) Love an encore Or I'm not an Afton Bet I'll keep you watching As long as I am slashing! Ever wonder why, when a car crashes? The reason we all wanna see the wreckage? People need the details Even if it's graphic Nothing like a massacre To get foot traffic! LINE 'EM UP FOR ME! DRAW THE CURTAINS, IT'S TIME TO CAPTIVATE! THEY WANT A STORY! GOT AN AUDIENCE- I WON'T MAKE THEM WAIT! I'VE SPENT SO LONG PAINTING ON YOUR SMILES THAT NOW MINE'S ALL WRONG HAVE I BECOME SOMETHING ELSE? Like it or not, I'm in the hall of fame, son Right beside the greats Allow me to name some: Chucky, Norman Bates Michael and Jason Pennywise and Freddy (The glove-with-the-blades one) Hannibal. Candyman. Such inspirations! Call me derivative! So is all of creation! Originality is a hallucination So what if I sold my soul? In order to make some?! We cannot have innovation Without anything to take from Tap into imagination How am I to work, if I don't get to play none? I've sealed my secrets But the lock has sprung a leak You'll pry… …and pry until I bleed! That's all you wanna see! SO LIGHT IT UP FOR ME (This whole place about to blow) RIGHT WHERE I WANNA BE (Right behind you, we'll follow) I'VE LOST THE PLOT AND STILL NOT FOUND MY FINALE SET FIRE TO MY MORTALITY GOOD NIGHT, RIGHT BACK I'LL BE! (Abracadabra) QUITE HAPPILY (Abracadabra) IN AGONY (Abracadabra) JUST COUNT TO THREE (Abracadabra)