Lyrics: Jonathan Picking
Music: Jonathan Picking
[Refrain]
Narwhals, narwhals, swimmin' in the ocean
Causin' a commotion'cause they are so awesome
[Verse 1]
Narwhals, narwhals, swimmin' in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white, they beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn, they've got a kick-ass facial horn
They're the Jedi of the sea, (They stop Cthulhu eating ye)
[Chorus]
Narwhals, they are narwhals
Narwhals, (Just don't let 'em touch your balls)
Narwhals, they are Narwhals
Narwhals, inventors of the Shish Kebab
Narwhals, they are Narwhals
Narwhals
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Narwhals, they are Narwhals
Narwhals
[Interlude]
Narwhals, narwhals
[Refrain]
Narwhals, narwhals, swimmin' in the ocean
Causin' a commotion 'cause they are so awesome
Narwhals, narwhals, swimmin' in the ocean
Causin' a commotion 'cause they are so awesome
[Verse 2]
Narwhals are really, really good
You'll find them in the sea, they're never in the woods
Narwhals, you know they're just so sweet
They could stab you in the face
With their long protruding teeth, yeah
It's a tooth, a tooth, tooth, baby
They don't need a dentist 'cause they're washin' it daily
It's a tooth, you know it's the truth
You don't need no more proof, 'cause I'm telling you it's a tooth