Lyrics: Nathan Tysen Music: Jason Howland [TOM] I suppose the latest thing The latest thrill Is to watch Mr.Nobody from "Nowhere-Ville" Make love with your wife and just sit still If that's the plan You can count me out That's the kind of progress I can do without [Daisy] Tom ,enough [Gatsby] Oh Don't you know the latest thing The beans to spill [Daisy] Jay [Gatsby] Is your wife never loved you And she never will So don’t you die upon that hill We met and fall in love five years ago It makes me laugh to think you didn’t know [Tom] I didn’t know Daisy then and I’ll be damned if you got within a mile of her unless you bought groceries to the back door [Gatsby] You’re the one who double-crossed her [Tom] All this from a cheap imposter [Gatsby] Sorry but I fear you’ve lost her [Tom] He’s slick and he’s fast and he’ll run out of the gas None of this was made to last A quick little fling that will quietly past None of this was made to last [Jordan] You’re one to talk about flings Nick,did Tom ever tell you why he really left Chicago ? He ripped the fender off his car And the chambermaid with him broke her arm ! [Tom] Stay out of it ! [Jordan] Even for you That was a scandal for ages And how much did you pay To stay off the social pages [Tom] Every so often I might go off on a spree [Daisy] A spree ? [Tom] I make a fool of myself [Daisy] No,Tom! You make a fool of me [Jordan] You leave a trail of lies that never ends ([Tom] I said stay out of it!) [Nick] We all know , so why pretend? [Tom] And here I thought that we were friends I see now this is a conspiracy [Jordan] Oh go chase yourself ! [Gatsby] Old sport it’s time to face reality Daisy is leaving you ([Tom] Is that your estimation?) She doesn’t love you ([Tom] I love how all your money reeks of desperation) Go on and tell him ([Tom] You’ve piles of cash to buy some cheap panache and charm ) That you are through ([Tom] But who bought Daisy’s diamond ring and put a baby in her arms?) [Tom] Does Daisy know the kind of work you do ? That shank’s been saving his beat self for you This dirty crook has craved out quite a niche He’s selling bootleg booze and getting filthy rich [Gatsby] He’s lying! Daisy tell him !([Tom] He’s slick and he’s fast and he’ll run out of the gas) [Tom] None of this was made to last([Gatsby] She decides what made to last ) A parlor trick a make-believe past None of this was made to last ([Jordan] She decides what made to last) [Gatsby] Daisy tell him ([Tom] He’s slick and he’s fast and he’ll run out of the gas) [Gatsby] She’d never love you ([Tom] A parlor trick a make-believe past) [Jordan] She decides what made to last [Gatsby] Tell him Tell him Tell him Tell him !