Music: Sam Riegel/Peter Habib
Percy gets a workshop to make gadgets and gizmos
Grog, here's your fighting pit
Nice, nice, nice, nice!
And Keyleth gets a greenhouse to tend to her veggies
And maybe grow me some spice
This is the key I found, you sticky-fingered hoarder
We could argue about who found what
Or we could celebrate killing our third dragon!
(Chateau) Don't you want it?
(Chateau) I know you need it
(Chateau) Kick back and join me at the Chateau Shorthalt
(Chateau) A bangin' nightclub
(Chateau) We got a hot tub
(Chatеau) Come and join me at the Chatеau Shorthalt
But will there ever be a chance to enjoy it with her?
Hey weenie, you coming?
Ooh
(Chateau) All you can drink
(Chateau) Plus a whole lot of kink
(Chateau) A room for you, and you
(Chateau Shorthalt) And you, and you, and you, and you
(Chateau) Is there wine? Of course
(Chateau) Look, me on a horse
(Chateau) Come on and join me at the Chateau Shorthalt
(Chateau, Chateau, Chateau, Chateau)
What happens at the Chateau stays at the Chateau
Shorthalt!