Music: Oliver Michael Kauzlaric
Your special day is tomorrow,
why aren't you here?
There's nothing to be scared o',
besides the urethra bugs.
Your fingers are made of candles,
I chew on door handles.
Also known as doorknobs,
but i'm sure you'll sneeze later.
YesterdayI saw fred,
To return his collarbonemade of bread,
May I taste your bladderοΌ
I'm craving someGUY-GRAVY!
Moisten your calendar...sneeze
What's today?
YOU DAY!
it'sYOU DAY!
Fasten your meatbelts,
we're going to eat ceilings!
YOU DAY!
It'sYOU DAY!
Better use your mucus'cause
you'llwish your name wasChristopher.
Your ownYOU DAY,
That'sYOURDAY.
Loving skin,
Sometimes twice
Filler wordsfungus rice.
Birthday Cake,
4th wall break.
WhatοΌ
Swallow mailman Jake
What are you waiting for?
RUN!
Just kidding
RUN!
Just kidding
This is not a cry for help.
It's just A normal song.
(YOU DAY)
YOU DAY!
It'sYOU DAY!
Hand us your knucklesor toenails,
whatever works!YOU DAY!
It'sYOU DAY!
Keep in mind
The floor can smell you.
They will meet you yesterday.
You missed You Day.
It'sYour FAULT.
Sometimes what scares me mostis that no one knows what lies aheadafter we close our eyes one last time.
What are you waiting for?
RUN
just kidding!
RUN
just kidding!
Please,
Make sure you sleepwithout her anklesin your throat...