Lyrics: Subhameet Banerjee/Sagnik Banerjee/Tathagata Tapadar Music: Sourit Bhattacharya Kaan khana chulke choddo
Matha chulke choddo, tay toh booth e doitto, Haath e kadata mehendi Putey paak podmo, Thaki hakuna matata Sourit ee boidyo Dushongbaade pashe shob bhai ra shoino! Zone ta chulke choddo, mon ta chudey chaat, Ganjakhori goppo joley meeshe panta bhaat, Proti din baare hrin sting e katche raat jobehoyejak! hok tobe! Ulkapat! Jibon juddhe cook kori beef Short e jhel Kancha ghay e dhele nun sautey gorom tel Aatey gha te katey uposh ettoh porom fail! Baare chaap bina biriyani Miracle! Orre Sigma Male aye na gaan namai! Bibahito booth bachi jeno ghor jamai! Mondirey mon di dhuno joint jalai Ekbar biday de na ma pele ai palai!
Gaan sune matha holo Chulke choddo Mukh bondho keno koro bhul ta sojho Oi uttal mone ashae koto proshno dher bhul ta korlo tai hul ta gujbo Pode... Pola tumi hole palok putro Ami phu mere suru kori sepai bidherho Ravan sena talpatar somotullo Ak chore dekho ulto pothe ghurlo Ora bole ektu hete pothe shul toh Pothe kata mane holo pothe bhul toh Ami palok sheje abar pothe ghurbo dekho kata diye Abar kata tulbo Jeno byomkesh seje kori sothaneshon Shei bhogno deshe jethay hotha bishon Ar rajjopathe chole khemta nachon Tuli ghomta ebar dao soto bochon
E Bhai korbi pyan pyan Tarpor gyan gyan Kor ghyan ghyan Ami ghure ghure berai rasta Tokhon baje bhor 5 ta Ke thik ke bhul Nai kono shorgol Ekta kaka daralo Bole bari koi tor Ami nesha kore dhur Pocket e nai poisa Bhange shob bhorsa biri de amai, bole Ami dilam biri Samne dekhlam ekta gari jar 4te headlight Tui samle thak bhai Boli **** da poliz Tokhon collar dhorlo Garite tullo Chulke choddo Kisu bujsos? kaan khana chulke choddo chulke choddo