Cinderella Snapped

Lyrics: Jacqueline Miskanic/Wayne Wilkins/William Gerrity Music: Jacqueline Miskanic/Wayne Wilkins/William Gerrity Once upon a time There was a princess Waiting for a boy to give Back her shoe Suck it in,Suck it in, Be a wife in a blue dress The prettiest piece of property The land ever knew She waited and she waited for For the guy to show But she didn’t know, That after midnight He was busy in her stepsister’s bed So cinderelly said Plot twist I don’t need no prince to save me I’m a goddamn CEO don’t call me baby equal pay me Snow white said you tried to kiss her So I’ll just buy a new glass slipper and Burn your castle down And kids,that’s how Cinderella Snapped When the smoke cleared, Every girl in the whole land Woke the f**k up And started making demands Rapunzel shaved her head So there was nothin to climb on Jasmine made out with Mulan Sleeping beauty Sued the dude Who kissed her While she was asleep And ariel was confident Without any feet Tiana went and got a biomedical degree And beauty realized That she was the beast I don’t need no prince to save me I’m a goddamn CEO don’t call me baby equal pay me Snow white said you tried to kiss her So I’ll just buy a new glass slipper and Burn your castle down And kids,that’s how Cinderella Snapped He said cindy,sweety,don’t be so emotional You’re always so emotional It’s fine to be controllable If I’m emotional that’d be the reason for you to address me While you’re on your knees In the scary event That I get too emotional During your trial so watch how you’re speaking Cuz while you were sleeping around every weekend And using your power to prey on the weakest, I studied your own legislation all season And last I checked , Cheating is treason I don’t need no prince to save me I’m a goddamn CEO don’t call me baby equal pay me Snow white said you tried to kiss her So I’ll just buy a new glass slipper and Burn your castle down And kids,that’s how Cinderella Snapped