Lyrics: Cameron Greely
Music: VideoGameRapBattles/Cameron Greely
[Professor Oak（大木博士）: Joey Nato]
Ok Pokedex, check, Oakey doke, next
Yeah you think you know Pokemon, but Oakey knows best
You better treat your Pokemon like damn near family
There's levels to this shit and I ain't talkin rare candy
150 of 'em, go and track 'em down
And get a taste of the real world, no Pallet Town
And you might meet my grandson, but he's no match
Don't want to take no credit, but no me? No Ash!
[Professor Elm（空木博士）: Jamar Rose]
He sped off fast, he took the starter's, then did the dash
I don't know his name, but he'll catch the Silver in fact
He dropped his ID with the addy, finna to pull up and blast
Now you messing with Elm, I got the eggs in the back
That means the stats all max, I'm bout to attack, I'm ruthless
Magby in the front, I'm cracking their shells, make em toothless
Pull up to the lab, I got the packs ready for movement
If I see that thief again his top gon be red as his do is
[Professor Birch（小田卷博士）: GameboyJones]
Big body, come to my region, nobody hoing me
I've been in the field, people know my name globally
I'm Rayquaza, the crew you moving, they ain't nada
Flames got em pulled out the Blaziken, gave em brain trauma
**** up out my habitat, you know I ain't having that
If I see a rat I'mma hit em with the ratatat
You know where this savage at, catch me in the lab
Man, I made so much paper, here's some books for your ass
[Professor Rowan（山梨博士）: Connor Quest!]
Mean dresser can't graft, the field lookin' shabby
Silver fox with a sweet tooth, real sugar daddy
Stoic bloke showing ropes to younger sewed in oaks
Tell buzzin' busy bodies, bugger off like "book it, Barry"
Once you beat the early bird, it dawns on you
Work to earn a name until that hall of fame calls on you
Beat, repeat, defeat more and reach your complete form
Be the best proven, now there's a lesson in evolution
[Professor Juniper（红豆杉博士）: Sailorurlove]
First lady at your service, no man in sight
Bout to give you all a gift, lay the plan out right
Evolutionary knowledge, it's real black and white
Origins are what I'm best at, feel I'm wrong? Let's fight
If you comin to Unova, then you know you've got a shoulder
Big city energy, Minccino keep it clean
Cleaner than a green machine, I'll set you up with the best
You've got the balls? Prove it, beat it. No time to rest
[Professor Sycamore（布拉塔诺博士）: Cam Steady]
Evolution way I'm changing up the game
（Like damn son）
Studies show I'm freshest in the face
(I'm handsome)
See the new dimension that I bring
Hey the ladies must be megas, way they waiting for my ring
It's a generation genesis when mannin' the battles
I am the synthesis of everything from Kanto to Kalos
New drip, smooth hair, two Mons, say thanks
Se rendre aux francais! Touché!
[Professor Kukui（库库伊博士）: Mir Blackwell]
Aloha to the Alola
Z move got my wrist shining, it's a gold rush
Diamonds dancing on me, I can't tell em b*****s hold up
Big dawgs with me and you looking like a lil pup
Can't nobody move like the Professor, told em look me up
If I ever fall I got a bad b***h to push me up
Venusaur beam inside the whip when I be cooking up
I treat em like Incineroar, he talk, I light a p***y up, b***h ass nigga
[Professor Sonia（索妮亞博士）: Chi-Chi]
Way more than a TA, I'm recording history
Making my own track
And I stamper with my Yamper and a PHD
Bringing it to the Dynamax
From Eternatus to Zacian
I'll be up in your citation
Cause nobody else got my motivation
To learning all about the giants creation
[Outro]
You know, It's just science