Lyrics: Cindy Shapiro/Jack Wall/Rob Shapiro
Music: Jack Wall/Cindy Shapiro/Rob Shapiro
Makes your hair full and thick (Say, that's quite a trick)
Makes you muscled and strong (More right than wrong)
Your math scores will soar (Brains galore)
It'll straighten your tie (My, oh my)
It'll improve your IQ (Better than 102?)
You'll be a real man (She's talking about me now)
Be more popular at parties (More unstupid smarties)
It'll clear up your pimples (Those are dimples)
Wunderfizz is more than a soda
But no one really knows what Wunderfizz is
Haha, wonderful Wunderfizz soda
Wunderfizz may cause anal fissures
Sexual side effects in men and women
May cause elephantiasis of the uvula
Do not operate heavy machinery or consume pork
or dairy products immediately after consuming Wunderfizz
And if you're over 50,
please consult your physician
before enjoying the wonderful Wunderfizz family of sodas
Wunderfizz is more than a soda
But no one really knows what Wunderfizz is
Wonderful Wunderfizz
It'll make you tinkle