Lyrics: Elyssa Samsel/Kate Anderson
Music: Elyssa Samsel/Kate Anderson
it might seem nice being in a group like that
with tons of friends
who trust you with a baseball bat
you think you know what that life entails
with the princess hair and the perfect nails
but you can't be part of their fairytales
no oh oh
oh oh'cause when you're the enemy of Allie McAndrews
you're like a total pariah
when you're the enemy of all Allie McAndrews
your life is over
and you fit all the criteria
for social Siberia
oh oh when you're the enemy of Allie McAndrews
you might as well be in high school hell
look, their best memories have already happened
ours haven't even begun
but they're normal
normal is a dryer setting
why are you letting them define who you are
you're so right
they crowd around
buzzing like a kind of swarm
they cluster up
like dark clouds before a storm
and yeah they look good in their skinny jeans
but they primp and they pose like they're beauty Queens
and they live to perform for their tiny screens
whoa oh oh oh oh
but when you're the enemy of Allie McAndrews
you don't obsess over lip gloss
when you're the enemy of Allie McAndrews
you use the brain in your head
so drown out the cheering squads
of selfies and oh my gods
when you're the enemy of Allie McAndrews
you'll find your way and you'll be okay
we'll be okay
oh oh oh oh na na na na na when you're the enemy
na na na na na when you're the enemy
na na na na na when you're the enemy
na na na na na when you're the enemy
outcast and exiled
but free
ruling the outside with me
if no one can hear ya in social Siberia
then scream
scream
when you're the enemy of Allie McAndrews
then why not dance in the hallway
when you're the enemy of Allie McAndrews
then you can make your own rules
cause no one's the boss of you
she's no one she's Allie who
when you're the enemy of Allie McAndrews
I might get through with a friend like
when you're the enemy of Allie McAndrews
you might get through with a friend like
when you're the enemy of Allie McAndrews
I might get through with a friend like you