Lyrics: Nell Benjamin
Music: Jeff Richmond
JANIS:
See? That is the thing with you Plastics
You think everybody is in love with you when actually everybody hates you
CADY:
You made me like this
It was your idea for me to pretend to be Plastic
JANIS:
Buddy, it's not pretend
You're as plastic as they come
You think your shit don't stink
You think the rest of us are dumb
I hate Regina's guts
But here's what you don't comprehend
At least she has the guts to not pretend to be my friend!
CADY:
Janis...
JANIS:
No, it's fine
Really fine
Go be fine
DAMIAN:
And I want my pink shirt