Lost!

Lyrics: Rob Rokicki Music: Rob Rokicki PERCY: (Spoken) Guys, we just exploded a bus! ANNABETH: (Spoken) Yep PERCY: (Spoken)–that was being attacked by demon triplet math teachers. ANNABETH: (Spoken) Oh yeah PERCY: (Spoken) Is the whole trip going to be like this? ANNABETH: (Spoken) I hope so! (Sung) Hades is sending his monsters after us We're doing something right GROVER: All our food was in there All our clothes were in there All our food was in there! PERCY: Sit tight ANNABETH: Look, I made an itinerary for any adversary Drawn from the quests of heroes past It's right here in my pocket PERCY: It's where in your pocket? ANNABETH: Oops. It got busted in the blast PERCY: What did it say? ANNABETH: Take that bus To Los Angeles PERCY: We're not on the bus ANNABETH: (Spoken) I know. GROVER: To Los Angeles PERCY: We blew up the bus ANNABETH: I know! GROVER: To Los Angeles PERCY: So what are we supposed to do? ANNABETH: Wait for another bus? PERCY: What if we blow up that one too? ALL: We're lost in the woods Somewhere in New Jersey And we're never gonna make it to LA We're lost- ANNABETH: And it's cold GROVER: And it won't stop raining PERCY: Let's just go GROVER: No, not that way ANNABETH: No backup plan GROVER: No food PERCY: No phone ALL: No adult supervision We're lost in the woods And we'll never leave New Jersey If none of us are making a decision! GROVER: It's not safe to stay out here in the open When monsters are hoping to eat us alive PERCY: How do they know where we are When we don't even know? How are we gonna survive? ANNABETH: It's your smell. PERCY: (Spoken) I don't smell. GROVER: Dude, like listen, please Half-bloods to monsters smell like Mickey D's PERCY: (Spoken) We smell? GROVER: Like tacos or take-out Vietnamese ANNABETH: So hopefully they just ate PERCY: Fantastic gang, well I don't wanna die in the garden state! ALL: We're lost in the woods Somewhere in New Jersey And we're never gonna make it to LA We're lost and it's dark And I think that something's moving! And I think it's coming this way ANNABETH: (Spoken) Is it a monster? GROVER: (Spoken) It's a squirrel (GROVER and SQUIRREL chitter together) PERCY: (Spoken) Dude, are you talking to a squirrel? GROVER: (Spoken) Satyr powers. Be nice. This squirrel knows every corner of the woods. Maybe he can help us. PERCY: (Spoken) Really? Cause I think that seems kinda... nuts. GROVER: (Spoken) You hurt his feelings. Tell the squirrel you're sorry. PERCY: (Spoken) I am not saying sorry to a squirrel. ANNABETH: (Spoken) He's very sorry. Tell the squirrel you're sorry, Percy. PERCY: (Spoken) Okay, okay, I am sorry. (SQUIRREL resumes chittering) PERCY: (Spoken) What's he saying? GROVER: (Spoken) He says he knows where we are! PERCY: (Spoken) Where are we? GROVER: (Spoken) He says (Sung) We're lost in the woods somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA (Spoken) Thanks buddy! PERCY: (Spoken) I think the gods are trying to tell me they hate me. ANNABETH: (Spoken) I'm getting that too. PERCY: Hungry monsters on the ground ANNABETH: Angry gods are in the sky GROVER: No safe places to be found ALL: Wanna run, wanna cry PERCY: Can't go back to any home ANNABETH: Camp is way too far away GROVER: Can't protect my only friends ALL: No place to go No place to stay We're lost in the world And the world is freaking awful And we're never gonna make it to LA We're lost We're just kids We're alone This is impossible Who put the fate of the world In the hands of Three unprepared scared half-bloods It's crazy ANNABETH: So pick a direction GROVER: It's your quest PERCY: A direction? ANNABETH: We trust you! GROVER: A direction! PERCY: A direction? ANNABETH: A direction! Whatever you decide PERCY: Whatever I decide GROVER: Whatever, dude, decide PERCY: (Spoken) There! I have a good feeling about there. AUNTIE EM: Children, come inside!