Music: Tom Martin
Over there in Norway,
the churches all burn down
Let\'s go dress in goth clothesa
nd get painted like a clown
Awesome leather armbands
,with spikes like two feet long
Hair is parted down the middle,
,frowning like a frog
In league with the devil
Satan, skulls and hell
Making mommy mad,
cause that\'s original,
If you hate good music,
then it can\'t hurt to go
Image-conscious assholes
black metal fashion show
I hope that you get hit by a bus. Why
Black metal sucks
Careful not to smear your makeup
You suck
goth clothes and frowns,
just like we discussed
Black metal sucks
Blacke Foryst of Despayr,
taking photos of the band ,
Put \'em up on myspace
you\'re the envy of the land ,
Posing with a battleaxe
and grimacing with hate ,
When you\'re done
with this, figure skating at the lake
The music is best,
it\'s got the hardest metal sound :
Quickly riffing
on one note is certain to astound
Dimly echoed drumming
and some goat heads to distract
I wish your black clothes would combust. Why?
Black metal sucks
You know what dude
You suck
Singer sounds like a wounded duck
Black metal sucks
I\'d rather listen to... us
You Suck
You know how I know you look like a fool?
We\'re the best band and we\'re super cool
Straight from the 80\'s and we\'re old school80
Running out of rhymes, so wading pool