Lyrics: Matthew Victor Barrett
Music: Matthew Victor Barrett
[Intro]
“We’re back with a new milestone in the rising popularity of cryptocurrency…”
“…Including Bitcoin, Etherium and more. Can you remind us exactly what cryptocurrency is and why people use it?”
[Verse 1: Matty B]
Nowadays everybody’s goin’ crypto crazy
Why work when you can sit around the house and be lazy
It’s amazing, everybody’s staying home and trading
Easy money making, it’s a little too much to take in
No pain stakin’, slavin’ but takin’ a profit
Sittin’ around the crib chillin’, doin’ nothin’
Used to do it tougher, brother, I love it
Discovered a better way to make cash than any other hustle
Big banks suffered a swift kick in the groin
When all their investors started switchin’ to Bitcoin
No psychotherapy can help Matty B
‘Cause I can’t get rid of all this crypto insanity
My mates are makin’ bank, it’s all I hear about
Suddenly I’m sufferin’ from the fear of missin’ out
I’m hot under the collar, I know I need to cool it
Like Napoleon’s uncle Rico I wanna make some sweet moolah
Buy a house with a pool, new car, become a ruler
I roll a ball up cooler, shot caller
Like Elon Musk
Started a buzz, goin’ rogue
When him and all his followers cashed in on Doge
What, are you joking? It must be something you’re smoking
‘Cause I’ve never heard of a non fungible token
Either conpetitor, Altcoin or Stablecoin
Just wanna make cash and I’m willing and able, boy
[Chorus: Matty B]
I’m crypto crazy
I’m g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-goin’ crypto crazy
This b-b-b-blockchain’s got me goin’ insane
I’m crypto crazy
I’m g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-goin’ crypto crazy
This b-b-b-blockchain’s got me goin’ insane
[Verse 2: Matty B]
I’m wakin’ every hour, checkin’ my phone
Thinkin’, wishin’, hopin’ that my profits have grown
But there’s so much delirium surrounding Etherium
The fees are so high, but no one ever [?]
I’m fearing friend, that the whales will dump again
Pulling my hair out, hoping they’ll pop up again
Gimme more profits, my bank is getting bigger now
But if the price drops out I’ll be wiggin’ out
I’m crypto crazy, I’m startin’ to panic
Do I buy? Do I sell? My behaviour is manic
Do I leave my money in or do I take it out?
I’m startin’ to shake and into sweat I’m breakin’ out
I’m crypto crazy, I’m startin’ to crack, man
Wondering what to say in July to the tax man
[?], checkin’ the facts, man
Do I tell him or stay underground like the Taliban?
Does he already know that I bought a caravan?
Will he ask questions about the eleven grand?
Got into crypto to make my life better
And secure my future prospects, have a better plan
Now I’ve got anxiety coursin’ through my veins
Thinkin’ about playin’ all these capital games
I’m rackin’ my brains, lookin’ for a solution
Insane because of this blockchain revolution
Got up in the game and no one can save me
I’m too far gone, man I’m crypto crazy
[Chorus: Matty B]
I’m crypto crazy
I’m g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-goin’ crypto crazy
This b-b-b-blockchain’s got me goin’ insane
I’m crypto crazy
I’m g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-goin’ crypto crazy
This b-b-b-blockchain’s got me goin’ insane
[Verse 3: Bias B]
I’m goin’ crypto crazy, these dips don’t faze me
Buy a little more Bitcoin or maybe
Take a little profit off the top, hope it’s not too soon
Will it drop or is it off to the moon?
Like a rocket or a space shuttle, some day trade, others straight [?]
Stacks sat, sandbox, [?] polygon
Polkadot, told a doc, mighta got it wrong
Always try to buy the bottom, now I’m goin’ long
If Bitcoin’s stock gets hacked, then my wallet’s gone
Fillin’ bags, never listened to dad
But every time that shit crashes, kinda wishin’ I had
Buyin’ dips, like I’m eatin’ Doritos
Get advice from [?] believin’ in Steve-O
Matty B sayin’ all in on Ether-O
Bought at two fifty now it’s over four Gs, so
I read tweets from Jason Benzino
So I can park a Lambo outside the casino
Livin’ a dream, stay skimmin’ the cream
I mean soon as I wake up my fingers hit that screen
Pick up my phone, always checkin’ my wallet, ‘cause I’m goin’ crypto crazy, whatever you call it
Cryptoholic, dollar signs in my eyes
Man, I used to need drugs to hit them all time highs
[Chorus: Matty B]
I’m crypto crazy
I’m g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-goin’ crypto crazy
This b-b-b-blockchain’s got me goin’ insane
I’m crypto crazy
I’m g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-goin’ crypto crazy
This b-b-b-blockchain’s got me goin’ insane