Lyrics: Stephen Sondheim
Music: Stephen Sondheim
LEO Who's hungry, anybody hungry?
CLAUDIA Starving.
RAFFAEL Ravenous.
PAUL Totally famished
LEO Kids, I'm taking us all to brunch. So let's go find some food!
MARIANNE Wait a minute, wait a minute! There was something I was supposed to do today! Something very important. Let me see, treadmill? Manicure? Zumba class...?
RAFFAEL Mimis amichichis, today just to be with you all, and beautiful women, this is important!
LEO Raffi's right. Everybody into the car!
LEO Now where do we wanna eat?
PAUL Anything but Mexican.
RAFFAEL Why, what's wrong with Mexican?
PAUL It's too spicy.
CLAUDIA It's too cheese-y.
PAUL And it always looks pre-eaten.
MARIANNE But what was it I was supposed to do today? No matter!
What a perfect day!
On a day like today,
What could ever go wrong?
LEO Okay, "No" to Mexican...
Then how about Italian?
PAUL North Italian.
RAFFAEL "North Italian"...
CLAUDIA He means Tuscan. Don't you, lovey.
PAUL I mean North Italian. Venetian.
MARIANNE What if we try this new place, Café Everything?
CLAUDIA It got great reviews.
LEO Then I say, hell yes!
MARIANNE You look wistful, Dr. Zimmer.
PAUL I had a big milestone this week. My 1,000th nose job.
MARIANNE Congratulations!
LEO Anybody we know?
RAFFAEL (Sotto voce, to CLAUDIA )(I have to have you...)
CLAUDIA (I know...)