Lyrics: James Anthony Small
Music: James Anthony Small
Sans：
So things look bad,and you back's against the wall
Your whole ambition seems kinda hopeless
You're feeling filthy as an au tumblr blog
Can't face the world all glum and joyless
You've lost your way
You think your life is wrecked
Well let me just say you're…
correct!
Papyrus：
WAIT WHAT？
Sans：
you're
a
loser,papy
a loser my dear
papy,you're a spineless little tiny lich
Papyrus：
HEY!
Sans：
you're a loser just like me
Papyrus：
THANKS,SANS!
Sans：
you're a screws loose femur
as hopeless as a dreemurr
you're a skeleton dead in every run
but you got company
Papyrus：
OH,ENOUGH WITH THE PUNS SANS
Sans：
there was a time
i thought that no one could relate
to the gruesome ways
the world has reset
but getting beat by kids
can sometimes set you straight
we're all stuck inside this game of roulette
Papyrus：
I LOST MY SOUL
TO A PREPUBESCENT FREAK
Sans：
haha!
and you think that makes you unique?
get outta here bro!
we're both losers papy
we're losers its okay to have some
Papyrus：
HUMOR IN MY HUMERUS?
Sans：
Wow.
That one kinda stunk bro
Heheh.
Papyrus：
I'M A LOSER BROTHER
MY RUSE HAS BLOWN ITS COVER
SO AT LEAST I KNOW
I'M NOT ALONE!
Sans：
you're a loser
Chorus：
Just like me!
Sans：
i got an appetite for nappin
Papyrus：
I GOT AN APPETITE FOR CATCHIN
EVERY HUMAN FALLING FROM THE SKY!
Sans：
go ahead buddy
sing that song
come on!
Papyrus：
I'M SUPER FRIENDS WITH A TALKING FLOWER
Sans：
i have been told that i take long showers
Now our water bill is high
Chorus：
They'll shut it off
In just a couple hours!
Papyrus：
You're a loser and lazy
Sans：
A loser,but just maybe if we…
Chorus：
Keep moving forward,things will end up differently
Sans：
It's time to choose to be carefree(Nyeha…)
Improve yourself(A…)
It's still you papy!(A…)
Sing this now
Or you'll burn in hell
Chorus：
Be a loser
Just…
Like…
Me…