When I Get My Check ($, $, $)

Music: Charles Stewart/Tom Shimura/Timothy Jerome Parker/Robert Mercurio Lyrics: Charles Stewart/Tom Shimura/Timothy Jerome Parker When I get my check, ladies and gentlemen I'm about to buy a real prehistoric Stegosaurus skeleton And put it right in my living room as a centerpiece And right over everyone My homeless homeboys and celebrities Serve medical edibles, bottles of Moscato, octopus tentacles And American cheese About to open "LB's Exotic Petting Zoo", betty boop Watering tropical flowers in a kitty suit, Panthers and Bengals, Leopards and pterodactyls A flock of neon peacocks, my spirit animal Twenty pair of leather pants in every color imaginable Matching feather hats because I'm so fashionable Pay for my own presidential campaign Janis, James Brown, Jimi Hendrix can play We'll go skinny dipping In a lake of champagne Anything can happen, baby When I get paid Ooo Ooo~ Around the world in 48 bars Money, money, money, money Money, money, money, money, money (all it takes is) Money, money, money, money Money, money, money , money, money(all I really need is) Money, money, money, money Money, money, money, money, money (all it takes is) Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money When I get my check, I'm going on a world cruise On a boat made of produce, full of whirlpools And a thousand-inch flatscreen to watch the world news And a personal chef to cook up all the morsels Fire crib out in Bali pro fix next to a M***y plant Where I get to frolic in the sun, drinking cognac The world is my oyster like stories like an almanac 50 Rolls Royces just to floss on your Pontiac Exotic ass woman wanna holler, yea I'll holler back Show 'em to my bed and never show them where my wallet's at Got a mad do, coming through Wearin' baller ass suits, unavailable to you Cuz you're not as extravagant as me Ten G's on my breakfast Hundred-thou on my night in town, living reckless I would love to sit and talk but I got a call to do With important people about some important things that don't concern you Ooo Ooo~ Around the world in 48 bars Money, money, money, money Money, money, money, money, money (all it takes is) Money, money, money, money Money, money, money , money, money(all I really need is) Money, money, money, money Money, money, money, money, money (all it takes is) Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money Awww！ Now, when I get my check, I'll pay my family's debt I mean every last one of 'em, heavy cash So none of them could say that I was cheap or frugal Money so deep that Google keeps my reps off the GPS I would discreetly test at the base of Mnt. Fuji Where volcanic magma heats my jacuzzi To keep my security foolproof Mutated silverback killer gorillas in full suits and moon boots My bathtub would be a large round pool My martial arts instructor would be Ra's al Ghul My doorbell would ring like a large cow's moo With the sound engineered to make it all sound cool Prime the satellite for internet hotspot, sir And wall to wall carpets, made from real sasquatch fur, ha This is a wholla upper echelon spot when I get paid I smoking gold from a leprechaun's pot, let's go Money, money, money, money Money, money, money, money, money (all it takes is) Money, money, money, money Money, money, money , money, money(all I really need is) Money, money, money, money Money, money, money, money, money (all it takes is) Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money Owwwww!