7 Rings Parody (I'm Poor)

Lyrics: Katherine Ellis Music: Katherine Ellis Breakfast at diners I'll take the cheap special Girls who are broken whose parents can't help 'em Lashes and diamonds I can't have these things Wish I could buy all my favorite things Been through bad shit too turned me to a sad b***h Got nothin' from it but student loan baggage I've got big dreams too but acting's so hard Wish I could write my own checks like the stars My watch stopped workin' my necklace broken Make small deposits my gloss from Walgreens You like my hair? Gee, thanks, It's knotted? I see it, I like it, I want it, can't buy it I want it, I save it, on sale yet? can't pay it I want it, I save it, on sale yet? can't pay it I wait until that shit's on clearance Once that it is, it's out of season Wearin' a ring it's from Target last Christmas Couldn't afford anything from my wish list I'm eating ramen both days of the weekend Wanna eat protein, but can't afford chicken I'm the one who said cash can't solve your problems but I'm just jealous of Ari it's obvious Working so hard at my 9 to 6 job Still can't afford those red bottoms nu-uh My mind day dreamin' of havin' freedom to spend on things I see in season I bought this hair piece for this project Hope that they take returns, no problems I want it, I save it, on sale yet? can't pay it I want it, I save it, on sale yet? can't pay it I wait until that shit's on clearance Once that it is, it's out of season Yea, my bedsheets be lookin' all holed up that job ain't got healthcare? Then hold up Black card? I don't know that card All I know is my house on foreclosure I don't mean to brag but I be like wearin' dirty rags, yuh When you see my Dad ask if he'll lend a hand, yea Get home from work, pay my bills. Ain't got no time to just chill I be fa real Budgetin' is a big deal so that I don't have to steal Here my rent check, here my rent check Just please don't deposit until I say yea Ain't got no savings, but that's what I get For majorin' in social work I'm such a wreck I want it, I save it, on sale yet? can't pay it I want it, I save it, on sale yet? can't pay it I wait until that shit's on clearance Once that it is, it's out of season