It's TV Time! WITH LYRICS

IT'S!! TV!! TIME!! That'right,folks! One last challenge! One thousand points or bust! Can you do it?! Clap and cheer! Smile and scream! Entertainment on your screen! Stomp your feet To the beat! Hey,folk,you're in for a treat! Pull the strings Make it ring Till your heart begins to sing No more reason,only rhyme! Ready,folks?! IT'S!! TV!! TIME!! Hey,what a show we got for you! A night you're gonna rue! Hey,don't resist the call of the tube! You won't be feelin'blue With the often-imitated Never-replicated Mr.Tenna The host-est with the most-est! Cow-a-bungadero! How will our heroes fare-oh With every challenge in a row? Let's hope they're nimble Not too slow, As they run the gauntlet of fun and games That'll put to shame those schmoes an Daves I'm Mr.Tenna The host-est with the most-est! Big shot exec, An all-star cast, Rave reviews from the critics! So then,why did the crowd not last When I offered the best in the business?! Entertainment to melt your stress Screens that beam with a smile! Pop a tape in the VHS! And just sit back and relax, Anything you want, I'll play back in style! Don't touch the dial! Chase through the channels, The flickering lights Something for everyone, Noon or at night Why sulk and mope When TV's full of sights? Got whatcha need, So just give up the fight! Drama and romance,right here in my glow Bloodshed and horror,if that's more your flow Thrillers,catoons,or that old cowboy show Got what you want, Please don't leave me alone... Prime entertainment, A great gushing font! Got friends inside me, What more could you want? Fun little sponges or transforming bots Sit down,the price is right! Don't make it for naught! Pop quzi! Who's the CRT whiz? It's me! Be it series or movies, You're stuck to my screen,guaranteed! No more Stalling,crying, There's no use in trying to flee! When you're live on TV, With a million eyes who will see That I'm Not alone in the cold， or past warranty I'm the contractee, That makes you my IP You're my stars... Here my plea! Come on,folks!It's five! Bet your bottom dollar Here on TV time, We're live in living color! (All right! If one PHYSICAL CHALLENGE isn't enough..) (How about a DOUBLE FEATURE!?） Clap and cheer! Smile and scream! Entertainment on your screen! Stomp your feet To the beat! Hey,folk,you're in for a treat! Pull the strings Make it ring Till your heart begins to sing No more reason,only rhyme! Ready,folks?! IT'S!! TV!! TIME!! I know deep down,you're having fun! That's why you're still all here! I made you feel what you could not: Extremes of joy and fear! Only the ever-venerated, Not degenerated, Mr.Tenna The host-est with the most-est! Could give a television experience of caliber Take how dear Susie sat to watch A marathon of hours Of moster-mashing chaos All a courtesy of: Mr.Tenna The host-est with the most-est! Kris,I watched you grow up with me Every Saturday morning You'd just toss me so easily, When there's still such reverie I could bring?! Why the long face? You feel distressed? You forget how to smile? Pop a tape in the VHS, And just sit back and relax, Let the good ol'times play back for a while! DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL!! Watching the folks on the conch slowly fade Hearing the cheers and the laughs die away Feeling the fractures that came day-by-day Family feuds left one fan in the grey Don't you remember the nights I was there? To censor the harsh words, And censor the swears? New,shows and games, For the nights you were scared Tune out the manic Leave just static air Kris,don't you wanna just switch off the noise? Plug in the console,and play with your toys? As the world splits I could still bring you joy Don't turn your back on the real McCoy! Hey! Pop quiz! Who's the CRT whiz? It's me! I've still tricks up my sleeve, Glue your eyes to the screeen guaranteed! No more Pain and turmoil, The cathode rays,coils,and wires Promise all you desire Escape from the trash fire of your life No more strife! Why suffer the screams from the other room? Break free from the dysfunction And hit the mute button To shut up the gloom! Come on,Kris,it's five! Bet your bottom dollar Here on TV time, We're live in living color!