Lyrics: Aidan Meango/Michael Kieran Quarn
Music: Quinn Michael McCosker
[Intro: Steve Gallagher]
Being a worldly-minded Christian made
One extremely vulnerable to the powerful
Pull of pornography
Once caught in its grip a Christian
Would find himself on a slippery slope
Into the ever darkening world of perversion
The deeper into sexual sin he went
The more he would find himself in league
With the spirit of the world
If he was to break free from the
Addiction to pornography and sexual sin
He would have to first break free from
The hold thΠ΅ world had on his heart
[Chorus]
Mrs. Claus' Only Fans, for the price of twΠ΅nty xans
Snow cones; **** the molly
Make this shit real ****ing jolly huh
Heat stroke this bitch gimme brain; As she smokin' on the strain
Kick ya in the shin
Bust all on her pale skin huh
Doing ******* as I profane, make everyone think I'm going insane
Smile behind the camera, ****ing know I got the stamina
Clause knows I'm not done with her, leave her starving like Africa
Bitch outta this world call it andromeda
**** this I prefer Hanukkah
[Verse]
Watching Loli hentai on my flat screen TV
Yeah there's a lump on my dick and it hurts when I pee
Yeah I wish Mrs Claus' only fans was for free
I wanna watch her cum and that's a guarantee yeah
There's lube on my fingers and lube in my ass
I hit up the plug to deal me some gas
I roll up a spliff and turn it to ash
I beg on the streets for some only fans cash
Mrs Claus with that big fat booty
I wanna break in and play with her boobies
Mrs Claus oh so jolly body like sex dolly
She's getting out the camera and she's getting pretty freaky yeah
Santa doesn't know yeah she's getting pretty sneaky yeah
I'm watching from her window and I'm streaming it to X Videos She's playing with her self yeah you know how this song goes
[Chorus]
Mrs. Claus' Only Fans, for the price of twenty xans
Snow cones; **** the molly
Make this shit real ****ing jolly huh
Heat stroke this bitch gimme brain; As she smokin' on the strain
Kick ya in the shin
Bust all on her pale skin huh
Doing ******* as I profane, make everyone think I'm going insane
Smile behind the camera, ****ing know I got the stamina
Clause knows I'm not done with her, leave her starving like Africa
Bitch outta this world call it andromeda
**** this I prefer Hanukkah