Lyrics: Daven Birchfield/Turtle The Exiled
Music: Daven Birchfield
Arranger: Daven Birchfield
Okay, it's Childish Gambino, homegirl drop it like the NASDAQ
Move white girls like there's coke up my a$$crack
Move black girls cause, man, fxxk it, I'll do either
I love pu$$y, I love bixxxes, dude, I should be runnin' PETA and i
In Adidas, with some short shorts, B-O-O all over me
My green is where it's supposed to be, your green is in my grocery
This Asian dude, I stole his girl, and now he got that Kogi beef
My d!ck is like an accent mark, it's all about the over Es
Hot like a parked car
I sound weird, like ni99a with a hard R
Fly like the logo on my cousin's 440
Eatin' Oreos like these white girls that blow me
Vodka for my ladies, whiskey for a grown man
Hangin' in the islands, lookin' for Earl like Toejam
I made the beat retarded, so I'm callin' it a slow jam
Butcher and I know it, man, kill beef, go ham
These rappers are afraid of him
Cause I'm a beast, bxxxh, Invader Zim
Gambino is a call girl: Fxxk you, pay me
Brand new whip for these ni99as like slavery
Told me I was awful and that sh!t did not faze me
Tell me how I suck again, my memory is hazy
You're my favorite rapper now!
Yeah, dude, I better be
Or you can fxxkin' kiss my a$$: Human Centipede
You wanna see my girl? I ain't that dumb
You wanna see my girl? Check Maxim
Man, why does every black actor gotta rap some?
I don't know, all I know is I'm the best one
It's a bonfire, turn the lights out
I'm burnin' everything you muthafxxkas talk about
It's a bonfire, turn the lights out
I'm burnin' everything you muthafxxkas talk about
You know these rapper dudes talk sh!t, start killin’
Fxxk that, got goons like an archvillain
I'm from the South, ain't got no accent, don't know why
So this rap is child's play, I do my name like Princess Di
Yeah, they say they want the realness, rap about my real life
Told me I should just quit: First of all, you talk white!
Second off, you talk like you haven't given up yet
Rap's stepfather, yeah, you hate me but you will respect
I put in work, ask Ludwig
Put my soul on the track like shoes did
Played this for my cousin, now he can't even think straight
Black and white music? Now, ni99a, that's a mixtape
Shoutout to my blerds, they represent the realness
Shoutout to Gambino Girls, my d!ck is in the building
I know you hate me cause your little cousin play me out
I like black girls who nerdy
But when they dance they be sayin': Oww
I'm sorry for who followed me
Chillin' with a Filipina, at your local Jollibee
Yeah, I'm in her a$$ like sodomy
So if you see my hand under the table, don't bother me
I don't talk soft, that's that other guy
I'm screamin' : What the fxxk is up?
Like I ain't seen the sky
The shit I'm doin' this year? Insanity
Made the beat then murdered it: Casey Anthony
These rappers don't know what to do
Cause all I did was act me like a Looney Tune
And I'll give you all of me until there's nothing left
I swear this summer will be summer Camp, bixxh