Lyrics: Lancelot Pennant
Music: Lancelot Pennant
i'll toss the corpse inside the pond
wave thy wand at a vagabond
flick thy flintlock pistol at your cranium
longsword crafted with pure vibranium
my blacksmith welded all my knightsmans shields
in every field with pure titanium
i have bad intentions to break inside your barn
and feed thy cattle poison uranium
you ninconpoop i'll call thou troops
they're highly skilled in thieving loot
touchè touchè touchè touchè
thou shall not challenge thee
to a duel little fool
longsword that stays upon my waist
any place im very cruel
you hear a thud, my blunderbuss
i shot it once
touchè touchè touchè touchè
feel all my folk that's locked up
in the dungeons eating gruel
try to go to war with 2mwad
bad mistake,get left in pool