Oom-Pah-Pah

Oom-Pah-Pah Oom-Pah-Pah There's a little ditty They're singing in the city Ecspecilly when they've been On the gin or the beer If you've got the patience Your own imaginations Will tell you just exactly what you want to hear... Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! That's how it goes Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! Ev'ryone knows They all suppose what they want to suppose When they hear... oom-pah-pah!! Mister Percy Snodgrass Would often have the odd glass But never when he thought anybody could see Secretly he'd buy it And drink it on the quiet And dream he was an Earl Wiv a girl on each knee! Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! That's how it goes Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! Ev'ryone knows... What is the cause of his red shiny nose? Could it be... oom-pah-pah!? What is the cause of his red shiny nose? Could it be... oom-pah-pah!? Oom-pah-pah... There's a little ditty They're singing in the city Ecspecilly when they've been On the gin or the beer If you've got the patience Your own imaginations Will tell you just exactly what you want to hear... Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! That's how it goes Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! Ev'ryone knows They all suppose what they want to suppose When they hear... oom-pah-pah!! Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! That's how it goes Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! Ev'ryone knows They all suppose what they want to suppose When they hear... oom-pah-pah!!