[ Intro]
Yeah
*cough*
Yo...
[Verse 1]
Guess who, it's the Abominable Rhyme-man./
Jacking off with a size 9 right hand./
If we're housemates, I need my own Wi-Fi plan./
Streaming porn twenty-four-seven. Don't need a wife man./
Kane Train, I'm out my ****ing mind. Damn./
Go to Chernobyl just to decrease my lifespan./
You're probably thinking God Damn!/
Not another white man, spilling up all his guts when he is on the mic fam!/
But b***h, this ain't nothing like you've ever seen before./
Slice your stomach 'til a fetus falls on the floor./
Get a fork, eat it raw. I'm just feeding the poor./
Get your period blood and spread it on bread for pizza sauce./
I'm sick with it and I ain't meaning I'm sick with it
I just mean I'm ill. I spit with a t...t...ti...tick./
My bloods boiling. I'm 'bout to explode any minute./
If you try and **** with me, dawg (my dog) I'll kill you like John Wick did./
What I'm saying, my weapon of choice is a pencil./
Body you any day on an instrumental./
My tempers short; Temperamental/
And there's never a chance of me ever being extra gentle/
So, don't try. Don't compete. I bully you on a beat. /
Why the **** do you think they call it a beat?/
I'ma always bring the ****ing heat. Your rhymes put them sleep./ You're weak. Don't ever try it with me!/
[Hook x 2]
Quite rude. the clock strikes high noon/
I'ma light you on fire like twenty five times dude/
It's minute but, then its times two/
I'ma climb through and I'ma ****ing find you/
[Verse 2 ]
I've got 2 permanent markers attached to a string/
Up on the ceiling at the right height for me to breathe them in./
Right above my desk so when i am creating with the pen,/
I see evil things; demonlings eating chicken wings/
I speak in fluent leebling and I don't know what leebling/
Is but, you better grab hold your of ears, start peeling them/
'cause when I am on the beat, jump out your seat n' start seeing things./
All your senses peak above recorded human readings./
Look, I'm in a ****ing fowl mood and I ain't calming down./
Catch me one o' clock at night bull fighting a Brahmin cow./
I ain't taking shit from anyone. I'll spark you in the mouth/
And if you don't believe, well then come and see what I'm all about./
I may have fallen down so many times that it's hard to count/
But, I got back up every time so wipe that smile off ya mouth./
Here's a heartened shout out to all the ****ing clowns/
Tryna hold me down underwater whilst I ****ing drown/
Firing ammunition from out of the barrel. I'm leaving em wishing/
'Cause everybody wanna see me fail but, I don't have any plans on quitting/
Look, it's only a matter of time before I warp and rattle your minds/
And leave you walking travelling blind. You better be cautious. Cannot deny/
That I am far from your average hip-hop listening session/
When your in car with your bredren, ignoring bars that's been sweated/
'cause I'm on par with the legends. I've got a heart that's been shredded./
I've the scars of a ****ing Michael Vick dog. Ask the medic.../
Just understand that this ain't natural at all./
I've adapted. Evolved, right from the ****ing spastic you all/
Know and love into an unrelenting bastard with cold /
Rhyme schemes. I've mastered 'em all. I'm bad to bone./
[Hook x 2]
Quite rude. the clock strikes high noon/
I'ma light you on fire like twenty five times dude/
It's minute but, then its times two/
I'ma climb through and I'ma ****ing find you/
[Outro]
That's some ****ing random ass shit for ya mate...
That's just how my mind works