Music: Jonathan Larson JONATHAN: Stop the clock—take time out Time to re-group before you lose the bout Freeze the frame—back it up Time to refocus before they wrap it up Years are getting shorter Lines on your face are getting longer Feels like you're treading water But the rip tide's getting stronger Don't panic—don't jump ship Can't fight it—like taxes At least it happens only once in your life They're singing happy birthday You just want to lay down and cry Not just another birthday It's thirty ninety Why can't you stay twenty nine, hell You still feel like you're twenty two Turn thirty 1990—bang, you're dead What can you do? What can you do? What can you do? MICHAEL: Clear the runway—make another pass Try one more approach Before you're out of gas JONATHAN: Friends are getting fatter Hairlines are head-ing getting thinner Feel like a clean up batter On a team that ain't a winner? MICHAEL: Don't freak out—don't strike out Can't fight it like city hall JONATHAN: At least you're not alone Your friends are there too— They're singing happy birthday JONATHAN & MICHAEL: You just wish you could run away JONATHAN: Who cares about a birthday?—but JONATHAN & MICHAEL: Thirty ninety!—Hey! JONATHAN: Can you be optimistic JONATHAN & MICHAEL: You're no longer the ingenue Turn thirty 1990— JONATHAN: Boom—you're passe JONATHAN & MICHAEL: What can you do? JONATHAN: What can you do? What can you do? Peter Pan and Tinker-bell— Which way to Never-Neverland? Emerald City’s gone to hell Since the wizard MICHAEL & SUSAN: Ah... ALL: Blew off his command JONATHAN: On the streets you hear the voices— Lost children, crocodiles You're not into Making choices wicked witches, Poppy fields or men behind the curtain Tiger lilies, ruby slippers ALL: Clock is ticking—that's for certain JONATHAN: They're singing happy birthday MICHAEL & SUSAN: (Happy birthday) JONATHAN: I just wish it all were a dream It feels much more like doomsday **** ALL: Thirty ninety— JONATHAN: Seems like I'm in for a twister I don't see a rainbow—do you? MICHAEL & SUSAN: Ah... ALL: Turn thirty in the nineties JONATHAN: Into my hands now— The ball is passed I want the spoils— But not too fast The world is calling — It's now or Neverland Why can't I stay a child forever and thirty ninety, thirty ninety Thirty ninety thirty ninety Thirty ninety thirty thirty ninety Ah... ALL:What can I do—? Thirty ninety, thirty thirty ninety ooh What can I do?