Old News (Hazbin Hotel Abridged Original Soundtrack) (feat. Tomotasauce)

Lyrics: Connor Gerrard/Dustin Pfaff Music: Connor Gerrard/Dustin Pfaff Vox: Well it's been year since we last battled So we are live with the catch Of the anchor of all the channels I'm the guy with the answers Velvette will have you cancelled Spread my propaganda This deer is in my headlights So smile for the camera Oh wait you hate that don't you Spend four bars and you are already old news We got mobile handsfree control rooms Call me out You still pay at the phone move I built an empire all families love it Gadgets published don't scratch the budget You keep that cheap a** establishment funded Got all that baggage now you handle the luggage Keep your eyes on the big screen Nobody miss you it's impossible to miss me My future ambition past your history Left in dust clean sweeping an empty Vox rides away bleed the rap into me You'll be the next feast down in Cannibal Street Watch you from my towers you chop to bits I'm not pulling my punch These are box office hits Alastor:You are the boss who's running town? That's not how I recall things Spare us from this garish and to mine that you're performing Desperate for relevance repetitious and boring They are screaming I'm the reason that the 20s were roaring Picture the scene a wannabe troll Throws a fit like a teen who has lost his control Your visual gags look like tiktok ads Screw your silver screen I'm comedy gold To call yourself a ringleader feels insincere Square in a circle you just don't fit here Exposing a hack we scrap and it won't be just be your mediocre show to get axed Bet you wish you had a cane like this but you'll never be able Back to reality Severe these cables Warped personality formed from a fallacy Fake news you sell them preach fables Don't purchase a lie here's a deal I'll offer a word of advice The products go straight to your head then your circuits will fry You will be struck down like the birds in the sky Adam: We are not birds, I'm not even in this song! Vox: Do you really think you still got sway in this town? Time's changed you should've remained underground Public view is my eye my ear's to the streets Saw your ratings decline No one hears your screams Alastor: Moderns gets forgotten, but what doesn't is tradition Sequel simply seldom can live up to the original We're only singing still cause I'm just so petty If I was going to lose I would have done so already Vox: You're all talk That's how you save face I'm a level above I'm done playing these games I'm locked in the mainframe gone is your heyday See how you walk when I break that cane Alastor: Touch what's mine you wretched slime And you'll beg to die for a second time You know the Vees would be fine if you stepped aside Oh I'm sorry did that hurt your sense of pride Vox: We have the most dangerous clientele Alastor: Vox is this a rap or a cry for help Vox: Oh if I needed your outdated method I'd fax you Alastor: Play a new tune Cheap shots lose value Vox: Oh that's rich, think I'll scratch your record Alastor: You hang off my coat tails Even with the Velvette around you're a tacky dresser Vox: That's so not true! Alastor: Careful now don't blow a fuse Vox: You ancient dinosaur! Your antique weapons won't work in a cyber war I got the upper hand now, how's it feel? Alastor: Sure hope someone remembered their power Bill Vox: Wait what Goddammit!!!