Lyrics: Gregory Guevara
Music: Gregory Guevara
So, uh, we might have to let certain businesses fail
What?! We can't let businesses fail!
We've got vested interests to the Money Machine!
Print mon-
Fellas, fellas, I got a plan
We'll pull a 2008 again
I know our profits are getting killed
But the taxpayer will foot the bill
Let's **** up the economy
Let's end up like Weimar Germany
Print money!
What happens when countries run out of cash?
They either go commie, or they go fash
Million dollars for a loaf of bread?
Can't wait to bash in my neighbor's head!
Print money!
Here's a magic trick I think you'll really love
Take all your money, cut half of it up
The government pulls another caper
Soon your dollar's toilet paper
Yo, man, uh
Uh, the-the numbers goin' down
It-it's not supposed to happen
Wh-what's going on?
Don't worry, I got a solution!
What's that?
Print money!
Oh!
Print money!
Why didn't I think of that?
Print money!
That makes sense!
Print that money! Pr-print that money!
Print money!
I forgot we just made this up!
Print money!
We could do whatever the **** we want!
Print money!
We are the government!
Print that money! Pr-print that money!
Print money!
Uh, come to think of it
I'm just gonna print a billion dollars!
I'm gonna print a billion dollars, a billion times!
I'm giving everyone a billion dollars!
This is flawless, there's no flaws in this plan!