Lyrics: Payton Scott Thomas/Jake Sloan
Music: Jake Sloan
I Love TV!
I Love TV!(cheering)
I Love TV!
I Love TV!(cheering)
Hey there,folks!
It's really nice to have such a large crowd in tonight
We got a real nice show
That'll dazzle and glow
So thank these 3 and hang on tight!
We got a whole new board
And this cutting edge tech
That is sure to dazzle on_sight
All games,no tricks!
Except the quizziest quizzes
You're gonna wanna be here all night
LONG！
I know it's been a while...
So dont't touch that dial
And don't stop those smiles!
Ral:I guess one game wouldn't hurt...
Tenna:Fantastic!
Tenna:Mike!
Hit the lights!
Commence the show!
We got our stars and they're all pros!
One more game
Just one more round
I'll show you way you should stick around
To hear you cheer!
To hear you scream!
Just grin your teeth in 4:3!
So if you love your TV...
Then stay glued to your screen
SAY IT WITH ME FOLKS!
I LOVE TV!
I LOVE TV!(cheering)
So what'd ya think of the board?
Let's tally the score
Yeah the fun-meter's out of sight!
You're thinkin' "I LOVE TV"
Prevents the sad and glooby
Back together are the Dreeumurs tonight
I know you'll never get bored
I got a lot more in store
Broadcast of your every delight
Come on now Kris,you know me new me
Before the Prince and Susie
Just think a little back and you'll remember that
I've got a game for you...
Remember being player two?
Wasn't all that a ball?
I remember it all!
How'bout a cooking show?
Your mom put that on though...
But isn't this all fun?
LET'S NEVER BE DONE!
Sus:Hey,dude,this is super fun and all,but we do need to get back to our adventure
Sus:So,can you maybe just like hurry up?
Hit the lights!
Commence the show!
We got our stars and they're all pros!
Two more game
Just two more round
I'll show you way you should stick around
To hear you cheer!
To hear you scream!
Just grin your teeth in 4:3!
So if you love your TV...
Then stay glued to your screen
Why would you wanna leave?
The warmth of your TV
Won't you relax in the memory
It's not just nostalgia to me
Won't you pity a CRT?
Who's broken down & lonely
Isn't this how it's supposed to be
Hit the lights!
Commence the show!
We got our stars and they can't go!
All the games!
Just all the rounds
I'll show I can make you STICK AROUND
To hear you cheer!
To hear you scream!
Just grin your teeth in 4:3!
You better love your TV
Then stay glued to your screen
Please saying with me
I Love TV!
I Love TV!(cheering)
I Love TV!
I Love TV!(cheering)
STAY GLUED TO YOUR SCREEN