Flowey vs. Monika (feat. Snakebite126, TAFox, Azia & Vanes)

Lyrics: Patrick Hough Music: Patrick Hough Monika! Vs! Flowey the Flower! Howdy! I haven't seen you 'round here! Someone oughta show you how things work 'round here! Down here, we share love through little white... 'friendliness pellets'... So just run into the rounds here! Wow, you really are an idiot! Not even the one you're after was that oblivious! Why would anyone pass up an opportunity to show a stupid teen what controlling the world truly means? The future needs a GOD and I'm the prince of all monsters While your antics would just land you in the principal's office! Just a mean girl desperate for the love you seek But you're empty inside... Just like me! So why don't you sit back down in your book club? I'll be on my way, won't be the first time you're stood up! Cause you idolize a guy you've never met I've met Mettaton fans who were less obsessed! The human I call out for is a twisted individual But you could never be them cause you're simply too predictable! You read the one rule here wrong, you dimwit! Hell, It's kill or be killed, NOT kill yourself Oh, this is why Yuri's been strange... The leaf from her tea has been acting deranged! Oh forget about that, just pay attention to me I'll go ahead and check the index, see what stemmed from this weed... Lets see, what began as monsterkind's hope turned to misery Asriel had passed and a war path was the contingency, the king decreed But the queen had disagreed, she felt it was fit to leave Now both sit in shame as a little weed Sprouted in the garden, then a lizard weeb Took it down into her lab, gave it human's will to be But all it did was sit and weep because it couldn't feel, and I mean literally Then he failed to kill himself like he failed to kill the beat Went on to do everything there is to see From reading all the dialogue to going on a killing spree Till a kid defeated him. That's about all for his history... Hey, I just had a bit of an epiphany! Sit with me, I know you just love long rhyme schemes And I can provide them, Just one slight fee... If the message wasn't clear from the one song I lead I don't want your soul, your love's all I need Hey, lets get back on track, this is battle rap! Not some dating app, you lovesick freak You're not clever cause you're breaking the rules All that means is this president is gonna get impeached Aww, look at him wriggle, this flora's adorable! Big talk from the one floored in the tutorial... My lesson for the day: your verse isn't jack Last time someone let you cook, you almost murdered your dad Ok, I follow you... And by that, I mean I followed you inside your hallowed walls and I saw all you do... Made their Happy Thoughts be cruel, drove them all crazy! Filled your world with more bugs than one of Muffet's pastries I've reset the world dozens of times, you've always been the same An attention seeking brat that's second class to her friends Maybe if you didn't trick them into snapping their necks, there'd be a world out there for you with a happier end! You want to talk bugs? You should not play... With Your Reality held together with scotch tape I got brought back, check out the Plus While Fox left for Deltarune and you were left in the dust You're outdated, I was out dating my love While the one you called out for was breaking you up! It's time to be a f*cking hero cause I'm ending a weed And moving on from this game like it's 2018! You couldn't flip a script if you tried And don't call me out of date when on your first date, you died! Maybe I wasn't clear with the rules of this land So let me try another way that even you'll understand... Keep your.... What? Wait not yet... Flowey! Vs! Flowey the Flower! Howdy! I haven't seen you 'round here! Someone oughta show you how things work 'round here! Down here, you'll be ripped to pixels, blood, guts... DID YOU THINK I'D BE SATISFIED KILLING YOU JUST ONCE?! Don't look stressed, you must be used to seeing everything RESET I'd say when it comes to nightmares, I'm the best you're gonna get You wanted to see what's beyond the monitor screen I hope you're happy seeing your New Home belonging to ME Feeling left out from all of the SOULs in my grasp? It's a shame you gave yours away to be thrown in the trash! I'll kill you again and again each death ending painfully I tower MONSTERs HUMANs and whatever AI you claim to be! "You Hanged me out to dry because I'd want them before you." "That's a knife to the gut, but that's Just Monika for you..." "I'm a manipulative dictator that's filled with hatred!" "I'll kill all my friends and blame my victim when eliminated!" WARNING WARNING FLOWEY's not going the PACIFIST route! WARNING WARNING Locusts and nuclear weapons inbound! WARNING WARNING Even after getting smashed to the ground WARNING WARNING MONIKA's about to open her mouth! You think I'm scared of some plant barking nonstop with orders But I'm not put off by Little Photo-Shop of Horrors You're not the God that you thought, I got this in the bag I can still end this battle by- Oh, Jesus Christ! OH, DID I SAY YOU COULD LOAD IN? NO? THEN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET RIPPED IN TWO, THEN SIT WITH CLOSED LIPS KNOW THIS, THINKING WITH EMOTIONS IS HOW YOU END UP SOULLESS WHILE I STOLE SIX GO FOR ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT A METAVERSE SERVER GO AND SCREAM INTO THE VOID FOR ALL THE FRIENDS THAT YOU MURDERED TRY AND GO ON YOUR "DATE" WHEN YOU'RE BROKEN AND MAIMED AND YOU OPEN YOUR SAVE, YOU'LL FIND NOBODY CAME! Wow... That got out of hand pretty quickly, huh? Hey, wait!