Lyrics: Dustin Pfaff
Music: Dustin Pfaff
Dragon Rap Cypher
The Narrator：Excuse me-eyes，eaes，and attentionFor something PRIMORDIAL stirs
A fantastical creature whose magical feature's what every narrator avers
Oh，a scaly assistant's a key to a task be they hero or villain or plain
While some sit on their gold smiting the bold as they spawn in again and again
Yet why are such legends elusive？
Do the Gods live too high up to climb？Perhaps they abide in everyday life but detest yo be seen in one guise all the time
Must neverending ones come to an end or with luck will their meta get a reprise as we sink our teeth into the
（Wait pause which cypher is it？）DRAGON DEEZ！
Spyro：
They speak of a tale and I'm making it happen Taking their castles
Taking every chance to be saving the day
Now they're taken aback by the savior of dragons
Story's getting oldIt spread around the globe
The talk about a legend and I've been shaping the mold
Either way I'be been ready let my prophecy unfold
Getta keep my wings steady and you ain't FLYING IN COACH
Bitch，I'm hungry for a roast
If you think I'm blowing smoke
I would tell you to shut it but I've been talking to your bones
I ain't ****in with the trolls
Take a dragon egg，you're poached
I'll be stacking my trophies above the ruins of your throne
A skylander was born
Lit the spark on this chapter but now I'm passing the torch
Hit the start and I'll blast'em until they're nasty like Gnorcs
I've beem unlockin new areas
Draggin them back through barriers
Been too busy to kill their ass for some orbs
Open up the portal，I pull up your LAND IS PROLLY GONE
Put you in your place now they're pixelating your polygons
See the purple，go pack it up cuz I'm poppin off
Imma paraglide into paradise when the problem's solved
If you lock up my species，I'm boutta lock in
You wanna talk tough then keep peace in your coffin
Test me and you people are gonna turn to flames
You'll thank me for releasing you to the pearly gates
Ridley：
I got big jaws，chomping and chewing
The way I'm stomping out my foes you'd thought the MAFIA DO IT
Turn any opp into an obvious rumour like SMASH HOAXES
I'll roast a main cast
He's a MARIO SKEWEE
Cast iron how I pan'em aside
Ridly Scott，I got Alien vibes
A monster with a nefarious cry
Like all you see is something scary then dieYou marionette，get boxed
THEN BURIED ALIVE
Yeah，if it's not Metroid Super you will got see me fall
Get deleted，I'be been a demon my wings lifting off
Mother brain high IQ
Yeah，I'mma get'em gone
Metal piece'em like Meta Ridly I'm getting rid of yall
I'm a weird pirate but can't you tell
When I'm plundering everything look at K-2L
Guess I really split the parents up
Who would've thought this little bird would turn to god that gave you hell
Rayquaza：
Torrential downpour drippin like my wallet doKeep the heat，we gon bring a drought to you
Especially if I smack the fire outta you
You ain't strong enough，I ain't gotta moveIdo what I wanna do
Try me？
There ain't nothing that I gotta prove
I'm the Delta，you can't stop my influence
Need a problem solved they gon get Rayquaza do it
Snakes was hiding in the grass we are not in congruence
Diamonds shining on my wrist like when Masuda do it
We gon leave'em in a cemetery
Now they dead and buried
HOMIE I AM LEGENDARY
You was never scary
See my nature getting colder like it's February
I got banned from Ubers we could never be contemporaries
Always carry they was riding the boat
I am the goat
Groudon finna slide me the toast
City on my back riding the spoke
We took a shot and we ghost
Now he kyogre
HE WAS CRYING THE MOST
Ender Dragon：
Throw your diamonds in yhe sky and the watch'em fall
This not a brawlIt's BULLYING，I'm tired of y'all
Entire walls turn minor，small
Then you burned from the inside out with this fireball
If it's any opposition in front of me Imma charge at it
I harm status forever you think it's dark magic
How tragic，under my wing you getiin' dropped off
Look away a second
I swear I'm knockin YOUR BLOCK OFF
Instant consequence condition'em like I'm Pavlov
Living so large that everybody a small mob
No one hold a candle to the great they just knock offs
Overload they bandwidth everyday make'em log off
Ain't all talk when I'm keeping the egg
Might have'em respawn here just to beat'em again
Got Steve on the mendI don't know why these people pretend
They got shot
When I'm locked，you'll seeing the END
Toothless：
ONE BREATH
And I
SAY LASS
I got
BIG STEPS
WHEN I WALK WALK
BIG THREAT
AND I
TAKE HEADS
THEY GON'ACT SCARED
WHEN I
TALK
TALK like grimmel，we be getting grizzly
RUTHLESS
Moving nimble，lose'em in slip streams
USELESS
Firing pistols but they never hit me
CLUELESS
Feel the furu now you're in the big leagues
TOOTHLESS
I leave'em amputated
Like Drago came and devoured
Claiming they the greatest evacuated they cowards
Not exaggerated I came in claiming it's ours
Call yourself a beast but you'll never be the alpha
Misery meridian put in order like Ingarman
Never common or garden this dragon don't got equivalents
They be acting irrational leaving them with disfigurements
See my name in the manual all yhe warnings it's written with
Stoic，my power vast
Never gave them a chance
I be sending'em plasma everytime that I blast
Call it a viking funeral you are not in my class
I be riding with Hiccup horrendous in every bar
Maleficent：
I don't welcome the hordes
That dwell on their swords
I'm the guardian angel protecting the Moors
Every day I see knights try to sever my thorns
I will curse all their wives so they end up divorced
Keep your headshots cuz my wings will
Get your men lost and their kingdoms will dwindle
In the wet moss from our cliffs to your windmills
I've been slept on like a prick of a spindle
Bow to the goddess any raven can worship
Drown in your wishes
I don't break any curses
Town has been talkin better pray when I burn it
Your crown has the shape of the shade that I lurk in
16 years of your arrogance
Send me 16 heirs I will never quit
It take 16 stairs til your heritage is buried
SEBD 16 PRAYERS TO MALEFICENT
Maku：
Who this No-Face on the grounds？
WHO ALLOWED YOU？
No trace of the answers like Yahoo
No name，brand new
But you can call me Haku
Don't know me？
You about to
MANY CROSSOVER LIKE DRAGOM CITY
LAND OF LIVING'S BRIDGED BETWEEN THE BATHHOISE BUILDING
NOW THE FILTHY LOOK AND WHAT THEY'ER ACTUALLY WHEN CLEAN
SOUNDS CONFLICTING LIKE WHEN YOU'RE PRONOUCING GHIBLI
Who an I then？
When I became lonely
Cold streets，I couldn't find it
Remember the old me？
Doechii，that's what denial is
No leads？
Go and fill the line in
Like what I did before I read the fine print
Get back the dime that I give'em to fly with a Spirit
They took cuts from the paper
My definition might've been different
Ain't no mountain or no valley my title's given
When your jaw drops，eyelids wide
YOU'LL CRY OUT “A RIVER”
Falkor：
When hope is lost，luck will lift you up outta the muck you've sunken into
Coming in clutch
Falkor's found you，friend
Now your doubt will never get you bogged down again
Whatever threat you face you'll walk in providence
Imbued with bravery against apocalypses
So when bad-guys scoff
“YOU'ER A GONER KID”
You got a great Nothing instead of a **** to give
This tale doesn't entail ending up in a dumpster
Hang onto me and those punk s won't touch ya
I got no fire to breathe
But I'll bring dreams to life
Even fly when I sleep
It's your story to write and with an Auryn donned
I'll be the force to ensure
It goes on and on
The fourth wall between us will of course be gone
My back is that which imagination soars upon
MuShu：
Wake yall asses up we gettin back at it
Dishonor to you and your fam
If you call me snap dragon
POWERFUL，PLEASURABLE
I AIN'T ON ****ING LOZARD
Mulan a call away，don't make me get her
All seeing，like Shan Yu
Bitch，I'm eagle eyed
I come around and it's crickets and I'm on demon time
If I ain't around to hit the gong know that people die
You might can't see me cause my pedestal be so high
I call my girl if I don't like ya boys
She a different type of tough nothing like ya boys
Uh huh
I got a girl worth fighting for
We the SAVIORS OF China ain't gotta fight no more
LET'S GET IT
HEARD Y'ALL WAS LAUGHING AT ME WHERE YOU AT NOW？
MY GIRL A MOTHER****ING HERO
WHO GON' LAUGH NOW？
WHO CAN I GET TO RUN MY ****ING BUBBLE BATH NOW？
WORST NIGHTMARE
I NEVER ****ING BACK DOWN
My aura unmatched，I don't have to try
I could tell you telling stories it's all facts in mine
A thousand years in line then you can have your time
I aint no itty bitty dragon
BITCH，I'M TRAVEL SIZED
Spike：
YOU GOT THIS
YOU GOT THIS
YOU GOT THIS！
Right…Spike？
Try to think of something Twilight might write！
How am I ever gonna impress the princess？
Get out of this mess？
Kill on the mic
Like-come on，Spike！
They're all waiting on a verse！
I can't waste time debating on the words
Generosity and honesty won't get me very far
To stay in harmony I'm gonna need the ELEMENT OF BARS！
I'm just having trouble getting it down
Cause when I spit fire other people's letters come out
I'd trade rap skill for every gem in my snout
Maybe to Discord？
This is a retelling of Faust！
Dear Princess
I wanted to write to confess
I've been frightened that this cypher is some kind of a test
But it doesn't really matter if I rhyme like the rest
All that really matters is I'm trying my best！
Shenron：
Collect my balls，bitch.
Shenny，the Omega even death is not shit
Flippin tide of battle out the depths of losses
Wishing ill on enemies，they sent to coffins
Reset the nonsense
I'M GOATED
ON NAMEK
ON KAMI
ON KAI
You want it？
I got it.
Just say it I'了slide
I'm the mother****er you want on your side
You live in my shadow…
I'M CRACKING YO PRIDE！
BITCH
A wish if you Kami
A wish if you Frieza
A wish for the Majin
Awish for Vegeta
Just give me a problem a wound that need healing
You all outta options
You turning to me with your bullshit
Why you always so full of shit
I be bringing back pulses
You ride for the full clique
Me，I ride solo no promo
Cuz I know I got the pull，bitch
Blue-eyes white dragon：
What has risen from the shrine anew
I know you wish you've seen vision with the eyes of blue
This ya worst dream hit'em a burst stream
Ain't a dark magician do what I can do
Yeah the set OG
But there's more to see and now your and now your deck gets ****ed by the lord of D.
Cause when they listen to the melody the dragon awakes yeah I've been known to catch a felony alternative ways
MOTHER****ER，I'M AN ENGINE
ENEMIES ARE ENDED
WHITE STONE GRAVES TO THE PLACE THAT I SEND THEM
With my sage and my maiden's defenses
I break gamestates into different dimensions
Blast them to bits when they gasp and they sit
Looking blank in the face like the mask of restrict
Now they fading away into blackest abyss
Knowing white as the ultimate dragon he is
Tiamat：
Part the clouds the way I descent from heaven
Queen or God I give that Impressions
A step ahead make these big moves my weapon
I bite with venom pick a direction I'm headed
QUEEN
The kind you only hear in fantasies
SHE
I am the mothervof calamity
FIEND
An enemy to mortal man or beast
GREED
If you were me you'd have some vanity
W.B.B.R.G.
And I pack that heavy like booster
Praise me my prestige like a jeweler
On your knees
GET READY FOR YOUR RULER
Titanic Godcore
I'm the biggest and the baddest bitch
To utter Bahamut
The name it would be sarilege
Embrace the matriarch the mother of the dragon lives
I reign the realms，
Hail hydra with an asterisk
Profane Stridebreaker my titanic tale so ravenous
I tread the waters
I am her，the OG basilisk
I got that 5-head
Not just looks，I am the strategist
Just me，myself and I to get the magic gathering
Smaug：
It's the KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN
The last true great of the dragon spawn
None as bad as me since Ancalagon
I was battle born ain't a balrog
Maia or man as strong
Saw return of a king before Aragorn
And tore through ancient armies like cannonballs
Even Mansa Musa's money stacks up short
It's an act of war to covet wealth from the mountain hoard
DESOLATION；
EVERY BREATH THAT I TAKE
DEVASTATE WITH EVERY STEP，THE WORLD SHAKES
THE GOLDEN，STUPENDOUS
CALAMITY RENDERED THE CHIEFEST AND GREATEST TO WRECK THE THIRD AGE
You cannot fathom the price on my head
My skin is iron，my line of defence
I have a FURNACE inside of my chest
I AM FIRE
I AM
DEATH
Deathwing：
Flap scorched wings
And it's feels like a storms wind
Drums bash as a war sings
I've waited，my patience has worn thin
As the last hour draws in
AGONY
When you forsake your kin
Set ablaze your path the betrayal can STING
They can claim me mad
Doesn't change a thing
You can fight either sidf
It's still the same to him
With a soul made of coal and molten rocks
Sold my spot to the oldest gods
I exhale your fear amid smoke and smog
You should find your peace because hope is lost
The earth warder cursed to serve order sheep and their leaders turned to herds slaughtered
Deep underneath the swirl of churned waters sleeps a burned beast that yearns for torturn
King Ghidorah：
I feel the powers awake from deep inside the CORE
And every continent shakes when I let out a ROAR！
I'm coming through like a freight now make no mistake
If Godzilla shows his face I'm gonna even the SCORE
I'm at the peak of my FORM
I'm leaving a STORM
Everywhere I GO
You'll see me dripping in GOLD
I'm spitting fire crazy BOMBS
When the Flames come ON
Boy you better STOP
DROP AND ROLL
MOTHER****ER KING GHIDORAH
The winged ahhorrent
I'm shooting lighting on the floor just sing the chorus
And I've already sealed your fate
I'm filled with hate
For the human race
I'll obliterate waste
Anybody tryna step it to me
I just have to cough and you fry
THEY CALL ME KING OF TERROR
SOME THEY CALL ME GOD OF THE SKY
WANT ME TO CAUSE YOU TO DIE？
IF YOU'RE POSITIVE，I'LL OBLIGE YOU
KILL THESE PUNY SUCKERS
I'M THE HYDRA OF THE KAIJU
Bitch，I'll make your whole world glitch
Yo，I put the fear of death up into the Skar King
I'll die and come back as Mecha-Ghidorah
I'm wrecking your aura and when you hear me sing all the dogs are barking
Close your eyes and you gon
PICTURE ME COMING DOWN FROM HEAVEN
GOT MY TRIPLE THREATS：
ICHi
Ni
Kevin
WIPING PLANETS OUT，I AIN'T GOT NO BRETHREN
TOOK OUT VENUS
WHAT'S NEXT？
SINK MY TEETH IN YOUR NECK
CUZ YOU'RE MESSING
WITH A
MOTHER****ING
D-R-A-G-O-N
【END】
Freeced as The Narrator
Freshy Kanal as Spyro
Drip$tick as Ridley
SHOFU as Rayquaza
MiMiLock as Ender Dragon
Rustage as Toothless
CottontailVA as Maleficent
Rosenthal as Haku
JT Music as Falkor
Mix Williams as MuShu
The Stupendium as Spike
McGwire as Shenron
Cam steady as Blue-eyes White Dragon
Anoravt as Tiamat
Shwabadi as Smaug
Connor Quest！as Death Wing
Mike Choe as King Ghidorah