Music: Oscar Gorres/Chloe Qi Sha Lim/Rob Milton/Steph Jones
Once there was a girl
Who had a very sexy dream
The kind they have in movie scenes
The kind that's rated R
And once there was a boy
Who had a hell of a physique
The kind they put in magazines
And it really turned me on
It's so hypnotic, hypnotic
The way he moves his body, his body
The way he's got me
Pining and climbing the walls of my flat
Clutching my pearls and the thought of his abs
H-h heaven
H-h help me
When he struts into the room
All I wanna do is uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
Can't a girl be
Young, dumb and horny?
God I'm acting like a fool
All I wanna do is uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
Under the glittery flights
Emerges a perfect silhouette
Wish I was dripping in his sweat
Oh it won't be long
And to be honest, be honest
I'm tempted to jump on it, jump on it
Oh please could someone
Pass me a knife for the tension between us
Clutching my pearls at the thought of his-
Personality
H-h heaven
H-h help me
When he struts into the room
All I wanna do is uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
Can't a girl be
Young, dumb and horny?
God I'm acting like a fool
All I wanna do is uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
Alright so, here I am…
Sitting around in a leopard print gown
Wondering what it is you're doing now
Picking the petals off all of the flowers
I pray thee will join me when I take a shower!
H-h heaven
H-h help me
When he struts into the room
All I wanna do is uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
Can't a girl be
Young, dumb and horny?
God I'm acting like a fool
All I wanna do is uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
God I'm acting like a fool
All I wanna do is uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh