Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya,
'Cause the "Q" man loves nobody but himself,
I never knew how twisted a fella could be,
Hey, I guess it's good I never told ya I'm into pee,
Don't you ever listen to your inner conscience,
Oh, I'm sorry, babe, I wasn't listenin' what?
You really are a total scum,
If only you could see the man that you've become,
Baby you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya,
'Cause the "Q" man loves nobody,
You really love nobody?
And, boy, I mean nobody,
And boy you mean nobody,
But my own sweet flippin' self,
All right, look,whatever your problem is,
Just get it off your breast, chest,
I thought you gave me your heart,
I gave you VD, isn't that enough?
You said that we'd never part,
Oh, I was just kiddin?
You gave me your lover's vow,
Ha, if you really thought I meant it,
You ought to get your head examined right now,
You'd tell me you'd never stray,
Well, that's 'cause we hadn't had sex ye
And then you just walked away.
Ain't I a stinker,
Your attitude really stank,
Look, you don't need to be a genius to see,
That I was givin' you the yank yank,
What else did you BS me about?
Well, since you asked,
Remember when I said that I was goin' down the block,
To grab a couple boozers with a pal?
Yeah, you had a friend from college that you had to meet,
Nah, I was at the women's shoe store lookin' at feet,
(What?),
'Member when I said I had a dental checkup,
Well, let me say I give quite a root canal, oh right,
You promised me that you'd be true,
Hey, to me you're just ****ing number 60
Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya,
'Cause the "Q" man loves nobody,
You really love nobody?
And, boy, I mean nobody
And boy you mean nobody,
but my own,
Sweet flippin' self,
What do you have to say for yourself, you slime?
Can I just squeeze your left tit a little bit?
You're the most insensitive man I've ever met,
Oh, that's not true, I've got feelings same as the next guy,
Why, last week, my grandma died, I was really upset,
Oh, I'm sorry,
So how 'bout a hand job?
'Cause the "Q" man loves nobody,
You really love nobody?
And boy I mean nobody,
And boy you mean nobody,
But my own sweet flippin' self,
C'mon, honey, I'll make it up to you,
I'll buy you some lingerie,
Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity.